If Roger from Queen and Roger from Pink Floyd...

The Rabbit would win

I'm with Peter on this one. Sure, Roger's tough, But Roger is smart! Brains CAN help in a fight.

Our Roger would undoubtedly fight from the inside. Possibly then attack from the rear.

Sara, when I saw this topic, it scared me half to death before I'd even clicked on the link, and I'm sure you can tell me why :)

Please, don't give the NQ folks any more ideas.

Make it a pint of Guinness! :)

Ok, so who would win this situation.

Freddie Mercury v. Frederick the Great?
Roger Taylor v. A Jar of Pickles?
John Deacon v. Spencer Percival?
Brian May v. Alec Guinness?

Those battles and more will be revealed in another idiotic post by iGSM!

Freddie, showing up for the fight in his "It's A Hard Life" togs, catches the Prussian leader off guard...Frederick the Great finds himself asking Freddie where he found that magnificent wig instead of fighting. Then they go invade Saxony.

And Alec Guinness's apparition materializes before Brian, instructing him to go train with a Jedi master on Dagobah before he will fight him. Brian complains that the humidity of Dagobah will ruin his hair.

Roger and the pickles? I think the pickles would hold their own--until Rog got some ideas on some interesting pickle uses.


Brian May vs. Alec Guiness? Is that going to be a fight as to who is/was the bigger closet case?

-Amethyst

Precisely..

..the answer is Brian.

"Roger Taylor v. A Jar of Pickles?"

Poor Roger... He never had a chance...

"John Deacon vs. Spencer Percival"

John endures great personal expense and exhaustion making a new costume for his pro wrestling alter ego: "Freaky Deaky." However, Percival's first glimpse of John is in profile, where he looks uncannily like John Bellingham, and flees for his life.

LMAO

I think that Roger and Roger would both chicken out, and then Dave would come to Roger's aid, but Dave would come to Roger's aid, and I don't think Dave is afraid of fights, considering where he came from, and I'm going to guess that Dave wouldn't let himself be whipped by a whippersnapper. Then, after Dave and Dave have stolen Roger's uzi and Roger's machine gun, Eddie, Eddie, Freddie and Freddie would come along and kill them all off, and then for a new band called 5ive.

Wait a minute, what am I suggesting?

"Wait a minute, what am I suggesting?"

Eternal damnation.

How bout...

Roger vs. Brian?
Roger vs. Freddie?
Roger vs. John?

fatty vs. Roger???

-Amethyst.

My money's on fatty.