---Hey, GUESS WHAT!!! You're Brian May. You were the guitarist for Queen, but now you talk to your fans on the net and write soapboxes. Not that that's a bad thing, of course. Everyone loves still cute Brian. Advice: lose the clogs and Hawaiian shirts, put on some stage clothes. grab Roger and some musicians (Tony Vincent, if you please) and GO ON TOUR!!!
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What's everyone else? You can also see if you're an Air Guitaraholic.
-Amethyst
Gunpowder Gelatine · Member since
I'm Freddie. :D
Hey, Freddiekins! You're Freddie Mercury, flomboyant glam-Queen front man of Queen. You love shoes, music, shoes, clothes, shoes, glitter, shoes, Brian, and, most importantly, SHOES!!! Go out, by some shoes and sing Bohmeian Rhapsody until you annoy all your friends and family. Chances are, though, that you've already done that.
Daburcor? · Member since
I'm the good one! Though, I don't give two shits about shoes or glitter... Brian is pretty cool though. ;)
"Hey, Freddiekins! You're Freddie Mercury, flomboyant glam-Queen front man of Queen. You love shoes, music, shoes, clothes, shoes, glitter, shoes, Brian, and, most importantly, SHOES!!! Go out, by some shoes and sing Bohmeian Rhapsody until you annoy all your friends and family. Chances are, though, that you've already done that."
Whisperer · Member since
I'm too BOORING TO BE IN QUEEN!!!
LOL
Penis - Vagina · Member since
"Helllloooo, Blondie! You're Roger Taylor, blonde & dangerous drummer from Queen. You like drums, dating models and cars. You're always cute, and now you should go find Brian, grab Tony Vincent, find a bass player and GO ON TOUR!!! Oh, yeah, you REALLY like drums."
Well, they got the drums part right. I said my hair was brown... dumbasses! I'm supposed to be John.
jorge · Member since
Oh man! Am I Jim Beach?, bad luck I still answered...
Helllloooo, Blondie! You're Roger Taylor, blonde & dangerous drummer from Queen. You like drums (NOT REALLY), dating models and cars (OF COURSE,YES!). You're always cute(WELL), and now you should go find Brian (TRULY), grab Tony Vincent(WHO?), find a bass player and GO ON TOUR!!!(DEAKY WHERE ARE YOU??) Oh, yeah, you REALLY like drums(ARE YOU SURE?)
YOU KNOW WHERE FINDING ME!
Freddie-B · Member since
Nice one, I'm Freddie!
Brian_Mays_Wig · Member since
Im too boring too, but I like to go out, get drunk, have sex ect ect, but too boring to be in Queen! Wheres John Deacon??
siljeoen · Member since
hehe..Im Freddie!
Into La Ment · Member since
I got Freddie, too... which is strange... I never considered myself that Mercurial at all... *ponders*
Sonja · Member since
I'm Freddie!
...hmm... wondering whether that's a good thing or not...
But I do indeed love shoes!!
Basjuh1981 · Member since
Then I will be Brian May :D
iGSM · Member since
You're John Deacon. You're the bass player for Queen, and also quite adept at accounting and fixing up electrical things. You're retired now, and apparently spend a lot of time on the internet. You like long quiet walks, privacy and spending time with your children. Advice: well, there really isn't any. You seem pretty happy and content. Enjoy life, and thanks for Another Bites the Dust!
Suck shit...bastards.
Burtonesque · Member since
Yay!! I'm Brian, woo!
Fenderek · Member since
I'm Freddie...
wasn't the question about threesome decisive...?