1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as
Don Corleone. I need a decent suit
2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it?
On the condition that no photography or videtaping is allowed. You know, to prevent future blackmailing
3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years?
A brief history of time by Stephen Hawking. After five years I'd probably begin to understand it and thus fell like a right smartypants.
4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week.
Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone?
No.
5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone?
No. I think everyone would have heard it all before.
6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net?
Net and trident, and hope my opponent uses Kevin Keegan like tactics.
7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it?
No.
8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it?
Yes.
9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for?
Whip em off. They shan't be missed anyway
10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine?
Local children's hospital
11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take?
Three full Ipods, one pair of glasses and some sort of portable stove
12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer?
A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium.
B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final
C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards.
A.
13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside?
Absotively yes.
14. If public hangings were brought back would you watc
dragonzflame · Member since
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as?
>>something Victorian - justcause I'd love to wear one of them dresses!
2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it?
>>As long as you plied me with enough free alcohol beforehand, absolutely
3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years?
>>Chocolat by Joanne Harris
4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week.
Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone?
>>Nah - I'd feel a bit funny about it but let's face it, that had always been in his past, the only difference is now I know about it.
5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone?
>>Yep, the Sun or some shite would be bound to pay me big money for the story especially if I tell them I had sex with one of hte aliens too.
6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net?
>>The short sword and shield.
7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it?
>>No.
8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it?
>>Tough one...I'd accept it but I'd have to explain how I got the money somehow. And I know it would make my boyfriend laugh his socks off so I might have to tell him but swear him to secrecy.
9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for?
>>I'll go with the op thanks. 1 in 5 is still 20%.
10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine?
>>Gaahh...the children's hospital. But surely both these places should be equipped with sprinkler systems?
11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take?
>>Sunscreen
CD collection
Discman
Sleeping bag
Lots of underwear
12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer?
A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sel
fat-bottomed girl · Member since
1. I'd go as Magenta from da rocky horror picture show!
2. Totally- dya know how many Queen CD's you can buy with that?
3. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
4. No- I'm sure he'd already feel pretty guilty!
5. No
6. Sword and shield!!! I'm a sucker for swords (a la Lord of The Rings!!!)
7. Yup (blush)
8. No- lots of $$$- anyway, with Jacko as a dad the kid would probably be better of as a puddle of goo on the sidewalk!
9. i'd go for the 1 in 5!
10. to fetch my dad! he played me my first queen song!!
11. CD player, Queen CD's (do they count as one?) batteries, sketch pad and pencils
12.A!!! alas my singing leaves a lot to be desired!!
13. nope
14. nope again- have you read a Tale of Two Cities?
15. he can do what he likes with the flag!
16. Wolfman!!
17. Freddie!!!!
18. No- coz if I lived I'd have to kill myself
19. Hey- live an let live
20. Long enough to type this out!!!
MexQueenFM · Member since
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as?
JAMES BOND OUTFIT
2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it?
OF COURSE
3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years?
HMM, LOTR
4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week.
Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone?
NOPE, HE'LL DIE AND HE WILL BE JUDGED
5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone?
HMM, YES
6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net?
SHORT SWORD AND SHIELD
7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it?
YES
8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it?
YES
9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for?
OPERATION
10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine?
CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take?
A MAGAZINE, CD PLAYER, CD CASE, BATTERIES (LOTS)
12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer?
A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium.
B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final
C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards.
B
13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside?
I WOULD TELL HIM
14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one?
NO
15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national flag. He's only five foot tall and a skinny wee bugger to boot. Would you admonish him and if so, how?
HMM, A BAT WOULD COME IN HANDY
16.Which of the following monsters scares you the most?
A. Dracula
B. The Wolfman
C. Frankenstein's Monster
D. Zombies
B
17.Which artist
TheMiracle · Member since
1. I always liked that yellow gown Kate Hudson wore in How To Lose A Guy In 10 days
2. probably
3. Playgirl
4. If he was sorry about it then i probably wouldn't.
5. Those closest to me
6. trident and net
7. yes
8. yes, then i'd tell people that he tried to bribe me
9. damn that sucks, i don't know
10. kids
11. Music/CDs, laptop (with wireless internet and plenty of battery life), pictures of family and friends, hygiene necessities, and a stapler
12. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final
13. no
14. probably
15. pish, i could care less about the american flag these days but if i did i'd beat the shit out of him
16. D. Zombies
17.Which artist would you have liked to see at the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert and what song would you have liked them to perform? Brand New, "Love Of My Life."
18. yes
19. With a swastika, fuck no. I'd slap the shit out of my son or daughter and tell them i raised them better than to date assholes like that
20. it'd take a while :-)
Holly2003 · Member since
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as?
MICHAEL CANE IN "ZULU"
2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it?
WHY NOT?
3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years?
FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week.
Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone?
IF THE RELATIVES OF THOSE JEWS WRE STILL LOOKING FOR HIM, THEN YES I WOULD.
5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone?
NO. THEY'D THINK WE WERE MAD
6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net?
TRIDENT. IF ONLY TO DO MY RUPRECKT IMPRESSION FROM DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS
7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it?
NO
8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it?
NO.
9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for?
A BOLLOCK TRANSPLANT
10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine?
YOU'RE A ROTTEN BASTARD FATTY. THE PRISON.
11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take?
TOOTHBRUSH. BINOCULARS. AN AMUSING HAT. MATCHES. RADIO.
12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer?
A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium.
B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final
C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards.
SCORING THE WINNING GOAL FOR NORTHERN IRELAND AGAINST ENGLAND. JIMMY HILL, YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING.
13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside?
NO. THE YANKS WOULD PROBABLY FRIENDLY FIRE THE BRITISH TROOPS STATIONED 5 MILES AWAY.
14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch
rhapsody__87 · Member since
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as?
--I would wear Gucci. A black Gucci dress, hands down.
2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it?
--Nooo, I still respect myself.
3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years?
--Aw fuck. Um. "Little Women" - the book is so damn long it takes 5 years to read. Or the 5th Harry Potter book... Maybe the full version of Don Quixote... in SPANISH. Oh boy.
4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week.
Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone?
--Since I'm Jewish I'd be extremely offended and I wouldn't have those Christmas gifts and he wouldn't be nice to me so this situation is not -mine-.
5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone?
--Eeeeww. I would but they'd think I'm gone. Why do people always associate aliens with anal probes? EW.
6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net?
--Violence is NOT the answer.
7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it?
--NO! It's charity!
8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it?
--I'd accept it but still tell people. HEL-LO! I'd also report him to DYFUS because nobody should ever dangle a baby.
9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for?
--Ummm...
10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine?
--FUCK. Children's hospital -- I'm sure the father knows how to escape. And what's with the one fire engine? And ALL the fires? That's SKETCH.
11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take?
--Stereo system, batteries, cd wallet with ALL my CDs, a toothbrush, and my cell phone.
12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer?
A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium.
B. Scoring the winning
Munchsack · Member since
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as?
FREDDIE MERCURY
2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it?
YES I WOULD
3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years?
MERCURY AND ME
4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week.
Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone?
NO
5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone?
NO
6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net?
SHORT SWORD AND SHIELD
7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it?
YES
8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it?
YES
9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for?
NO. 2
10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine?
PRISON
11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take?
60 GB i-Pod WITH ALL MY MUSIC
PC SO I CAN POST ON QZ
PSP AND GAMES
42" TV
ALL MY DVDS
12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer?
A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium.
B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final
C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards.
A
13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside?
NO BECAUSE CHANCES ARE THAT ARSEHEAD WOULD BUGGER HIS INFORMATION UP AND BOMB MY SCHOOL.
14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one?
DEPENDS WHO
15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national flag. He's only five foot tall and a skinny wee bugger to boot. Would you admonish him and if so, how?
KICK HIM UP THE ARSE
16.Which of the following monsters scares you the most?
A. Dracula
B. The Wolfman
C. Frankenstein's Monster
D.
bitesthedust · Member since
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as?
Clint Eastwood in The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it?
yes...but whether I'd do it is another matter xD
3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years?
Mayfair
4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week.
Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone?
No
5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone?
No
6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net?
Sword & Shield
7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it?
Yes
8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it?
Dunno...probably
9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for?
The op.
10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine?
Children's hospital
11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take?
Queen CD, Foo Fighters CD, Book, CD Walkman, Wallet
12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer?
A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium.
B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final
C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards.
A
13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside?
Yes
14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one?
No
15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national flag. He's only five foot tall and a skinny wee bugger to boot. Would you admonish him and if so, how?
Kick his arse
16.Which of the following monsters scares you the most?
A. Dracula
B. The Wolfman
C. Frankenstein's Monster
Farlander · Member since
Oh...what the heck.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as?[/QUOTE]
Someone who wears a hooded cloak. I don't care who - hooded cloaks are just awesome.
[QUOTE]2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it?[/QUOTE]
No. Not for any amount of money.
[QUOTE]3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years?[/QUOTE]
Well, the Bible. You probably already get one of those there, though. So if that doesn't count, I'd say Lord of the Rings, which does count as one book, despite being in three volumes. If for some reason I could only have one of the volumes, then Fellowship of the Ring.
[QUOTE]4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week.
Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone?[/QUOTE]
It depends on the law. If he could still be tried for his crimes, then yes. Otherwise, probably not.
[QUOTE]5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone?[/QUOTE]
Yes, though I might be questioning my own sanity if that happened, in which case no.
[QUOTE]6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net?[/QUOTE]
I guess the short sword and shield because I'm more familiar with them. Not that it matters, since I'd be killed instantly. Unless I had been trained as a galadiator...in which case I'd be able to make a more informed choice of weapons.
[QUOTE]7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it?[/QUOTE]
No.
[QUOTE]8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it?[/QUOTE]
Yes, if I thought it was truly an accident and unlikely to happen again. Otherwise, no.
[QUOTE]9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for?[/QUOTE]
The one that ensures my survival.
[QUOTE]10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine?[/QUOTE]
Depends on where there are more people and the likely casualties. All else being equal, the childrens' hospital.
[QUOTE]11. You are going to be
..Aymz.. · Member since
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as?
- Mary Poppins!lol! Soz i have a Mary Poppins obsession at the mo-long story!lol!
2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it?
- Not really.
3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years?
-Probs the biggest Harry Potter book in the world!lol!
4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week.
Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone?
-No that'd be mean. If having known him for all my life.
5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone?
-No-one would believe me!lol!
6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net?
-Sword
7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it?
-Yeh!lol!
8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it?
-Yes
9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for?
-I'd take the op.
10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine?
-Hospital.Your dad is wrong anyway he may surivive.
11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take?
- Hair straighteners, mobile phone, my boyfriend[he's small anyways!lol!]mini portable tv and my ipod.
12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer?
A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium.
B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final
C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards.
-Probably B.
13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside?
-Yes.
14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one?
-No way i don't do blood and guts.
15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national
Rockyuk · Member since
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as?
- Pirate
2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it?
- Hell yea, its not hard ot get me naked...
3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years?
- LOTR, its long
4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week.
Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone?
- Wouldnt spread it around on purpose
5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone?
- No
6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net?
- Sword + Shield
7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it?
- I wouldnt be in a charity shop anyway, and I doubt id notice until later on. If I did notice straight away I would, but if id moved off before noticing I wouldnt boher going back.
8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it?
- Of Course
9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for?
- 1/5
10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine?
- Depends how much I like my dad at the time, probabluy jail though.
11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take?
- Rope
- Glue
- File
- Saw
- Fold up sail
:)Id make myself a boat.
12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer?
A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium.
13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside?
- No, id never help bush,the chances of me being taken seriously and getting contact with Bush are extreamly low anyway.
14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one?
- I wouldnt go out of my way to watch it.
15. You come ac
hauntofroulettedares · Member since
1. Freddie Mercury circa 77 in his black and white harlequin leotard.
2. For that amount of money, I wouldn't even hesitate lol.
3. I wouldn't bring a book...probably a journal, since I love to write.
4. No...I'm not gonna hold something against someone that happened over 60 years ago, no matter how terrible it is. People make mistakes.
5. Of course!!! And then I'd do everything I could to get my story on tv, in the papers, wherever I could to reap the benefits. Even if it meant people knowing about the anal prob incident, at least I'd make some money off of it!!! :-D
6. Trident and net.
7. Probably not...I wouldn't want her to get fired for her register being short 10 bucks.
11. cellphone, iPad, journal, blanket, and my dog (I'd make it all fit dammit!!! :-P)
12. Definately performing at Wembley.
13. Yes, even though the experience of talking to Bush would likely be mind-numbing.
14. No way! I'd be scarred for life. No amount of therapy would ever be able to get that image out of my head.
15. No, I'd applaud him.
16. Definitely zombies.
17. Muse performing "Bohemian Rhapsody"
18. I suppose... :-[
Micrówave · Member since
Holy cow. 7 years worth of threads and this is the one you pick?
catqueen · Member since
1. Elisabeth Bennett (yes, that is incredibly sad lol)
2. I'd like to say no, absolutely not, but... i can say probably not...
3. Bible, unless that counts as a collection?
4. Probably would tell someone close to me, think it'd upset me -- but i wouldn't tell in a gossipy way i hope.
5. i'd tell my doctor lol
6. short sword and shield
7. not if i noticed
8. um... i could agree, if there were other ppl around to report it!
9. they can remove female genitals?
10. children's hospital -- i'm assuming my supervisor might have words with me if not
11. laptop, spare shoes, chocolate, sun lotion, blanket/pillow
12. rock concert
13. no
14. no
15. no
16. wolfman
17. Freddie, and anything
18. dunno, hope not
19. couldnt see the question
20. coundn't see the question
