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SMURF YOU! You smurfin' smurf-hole!!!

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I just typed in Freddie Mercury.
He would be Very Tall Smurf.
(well, we all knew that)
Feel free to visit my site - http://www.mercuryparadise.com (Come into my life, it's a MercuryParadise)
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Meshugana Smurf
whoever made this was most definately jewish
Like c.elegans except bigger and more tasty.
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That's uncanny, I'm 'Flashman Smurf The Coolest Smurf In The Galaxy'.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
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Doctor Smurf



i am ready to examine most of ya.... *LOL*
i got a way with the boys on my block.. :-)
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I'm Deadly Smurf.
By bf is Heterosexual Smurf...I'm pleased to hear that!
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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Feel free to visit my site - http://www.mercuryparadise.com (Come into my life, it's a MercuryParadise)
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You wouldn't believe what my mom got...

Erectile Dysfunction Smurf.
Freddie about Roger 'Trouser Snake' Taylor: "A nice guy, but dont ever let him show you his home videos...the dirty little sod."
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Using my real name I got Insatiable Smurf. The first one I used Kris. This time I used Kristi.
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Erectile Dysfunction Smurf Ditto 0_0
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I couldn't help but wonder what would happen if an ACTUAL smurf put their already smurfitized name into the smurf name generator. So, I put in my smurf name (Jurassic Smurf) and it gave me Odoriferous Smurf.
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel