Wanted to wish my fellow Americans a safe and happy Flag Day. Remember to drink responsibly and keep Betsy Ross in your prayers.
What the hell is Flag Day when it's at home?
You have a holiday to celebrate your flag?
Hell, this country's thinking of changing ours!
I had no idea actually. Just saw it on the calendar. Now I've found this:
http://www.usflag.org/flag.day.html
Flags? FLAGS!? NOOOO!!!!! GWAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
*runs and hides*