Warmest Wishes on this holiday!

Wanted to wish my fellow Americans a safe and happy Flag Day. Remember to drink responsibly and keep Betsy Ross in your prayers.

Happy, Happy Flag Daaaay!

What the hell is Flag Day when it's at home?
You have a holiday to celebrate your flag?
Hell, this country's thinking of changing ours!

I had no idea actually. Just saw it on the calendar. Now I've found this:

http://www.usflag.org/flag.day.html

Flags? FLAGS!? NOOOO!!!!! GWAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

*runs and hides*