Funny, I started this topic and yet I have no recollection of who this Miss James character is.
Hang on, I've just been handed a piece of paper - thankyou, Hudson, go and polish the Bentley, I'm in the mood for chasing grannies off-road tonight.
Ah! Miss James is that dizzy blond moo who showed her turncoat character by pissing off to QOL for a month and boasting about how wonderful her new beau is, thus breaking Sir Archie Leach's dumb old heart.
I've no quarrel with her, after all - I break hearts easier than I break wind, but it's Sir Archie I feel for, the old doughnut. He has his soft side does our Arch, y'know - he's kinda Nazi but nice. He ain't been right since his "angel from o'er the sea" knifed him in t'back so cruelly and went on to rub his face in it with her declarations of love. He must snap out of it - he's up all hours singing laments for lost loves and he's even started listening to Country music. He's beyond even my reach now.
Anyway, fuck him.
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I'm tickety boo old bean, not a worry in the world.
Please stop dissing me because I'm trying to download some Atomic Kitten.
Please stop dissing me because I'm trying to download some Atomic Kitten.
You guys are hilarious.
Let's face it, Flashy, you can hook Sir Archie up with someone with a snap of your fingers. I'm sure he's well taken care of...
And I'll boast how wonderful my beau is whenever I want, thank you very much!
;^)
And I'll boast how wonderful my beau is whenever I want, thank you very much!
;^)
'Let's face it, Flashy, you can hook Sir Archie up with someone with a snap of your fingers. I'm sure he's well taken care of...'
You'd think so wouldn't you. However, always the bridesmaid never the bride old bean.
You'd think so wouldn't you. However, always the bridesmaid never the bride old bean.
Aw, you need to get up front closer to the bride where you can catch the bouquet, Sir Archie. :^D
Not good for my hayfever old bean. Rather snag a bridesmaid!
Good point. Sounds like a plan!