Gene Simmons real name...

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SergeantPepperDG 29 June 2004 23:03 · Member since July 2004

...is Chaim Whitz. He was actually studying to be a rabbi, before KISS. Hahahaha...

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rhapsody__87 29 June 2004 23:07 · Member since October 2003

Hahaha!!

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jorge 29 June 2004 23:12 · Member since February 2003

Chaim Whitz?, I always thought that was Eugene Klein, anyway two names very weird (for an artist)

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Penetration_Guru 30 June 2004 13:09 · Member since July 2001

The man was born in 1948, has been an international celebrity since 1974, has never made a secret of this, and even wrote an autobiography a couple of years ago.

When did this place become Muppet Central?

Just after I turned up, yes I know....

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SergeantPepperDG 30 June 2004 17:09 · Member since July 2004

I can just imagine going to one of his Rosh Hashana or Yom Kippur services...

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Whatinthewhatthe? 30 June 2004 17:53 · Member since July 2001

Funny, I've always known it as Gene Klein!!

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SergeantPepperDG 30 June 2004 17:55 · Member since July 2004

"Good Shabbos, Rabbi Whitz!"
"Good Shabbos, Reb Tevye!"

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Flashman 30 June 2004 18:16 · Member since August 2002

He also wears make-up, just like a big girl.

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Holly2003 30 June 2004 20:47 · Member since May 2003

I thought his name was Gene Wanker...

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Spiderleg Synthia 01 July 2004 10:15 · Member since September 2001

I honestly can't understand why he's had sex w/ so many women. He's hideous!

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Mr.Jingles 01 July 2004 11:03 · Member since January 2002

Spiderleg Synthia wrote:
I honestly can't understand why he's had sex w/ so many women. He's hideous!

Well, they don't have to look at his ugly face to have sex with him. Besides, I'm sure that over 95% of those women ask Gene to please them orally.

There's something about that tongue that drives women crazy.

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SergeantPepperDG 01 July 2004 11:30 · Member since July 2004

*shudders*

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