Gene Simmons real name...

...is Chaim Whitz. He was actually studying to be a rabbi, before KISS. Hahahaha...

Hahaha!!

Chaim Whitz?, I always thought that was Eugene Klein, anyway two names very weird (for an artist)

The man was born in 1948, has been an international celebrity since 1974, has never made a secret of this, and even wrote an autobiography a couple of years ago.

When did this place become Muppet Central?

Just after I turned up, yes I know....

I can just imagine going to one of his Rosh Hashana or Yom Kippur services...

Funny, I've always known it as Gene Klein!!

"Good Shabbos, Rabbi Whitz!"
"Good Shabbos, Reb Tevye!"

He also wears make-up, just like a big girl.

I thought his name was Gene Wanker...

I honestly can't understand why he's had sex w/ so many women. He's hideous!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Spiderleg Synthia wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I honestly can't understand why he's had sex w/ so many women. He's hideous![/QUOTE]

Well, they don't have to look at his ugly face to have sex with him. Besides, I'm sure that over 95% of those women ask Gene to please them orally.

There's something about that tongue that drives women crazy.

*shudders*