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What is the weirdest place where you have masturbated? Please share. Also, did you ever get caught?

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in Charles Baer's mothers bedroom....why?
"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'." (Genesis 1:1)
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in Charles Baer's mothers bedroom....why?
"On the first day Pim & Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim & Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'." (Genesis 1:1)
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The work masty is a sweet but undeniable pleasure. Cn't thnk of anything more exciting off the top of my head. Not that that's saying much.
can i go to lunch now?
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THIS ISN'T ME but I know someone who had a wank through his pocket while in the car with his mum.
Mind you, this person is well known to our group of friends for wanking anywhere and everywhere...
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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Eeeww
...Erica* "I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly." --Sarah Jessica Parker
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dragonzflame wrote:
THIS ISN'T ME but I know someone who had a wank through his pocket while in the car with his mum.
Mind you, this person is well known to our group of friends for wanking anywhere and everywhere...




What a wanker!!!

Me?? Err, in the cubicle at the swimming baths!!!
Chom own mudder fukker.
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In the elevator... I was yound, and so...
<font color = black> <b> An interview? Oh, don't be ridiculous...</B></font>
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hmm, never had sex or masturbated in elevators or the car when my mother was there. I think i'm just boring
&quot;On the first day Pim &amp; Niek created a heavenly occupation. Pim &amp; Niek blessed it and named it 'Loosch'.&quot; (Genesis 1:1)
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My honest answer would be on a Trailways bus when I was 14. Under a coat, not openly of course :)

Oh, and I almost got caught three times. Once by mom in my room, but I think I was hidden well-enough sorta behind my dresser. And dad walked in on me twice.. once in my room and once in the living room which was particularly difficult since I had to get meself fastened back up. Fortunately he left the room after awhile so I was able to :)

Hope you're enjoying our stories Professor, you perv! :-P
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Mr. Roboto wrote:
My honest answer would be on a Trailways bus when I was 14. Under a coat, not openly of course :)

Oh, and I almost got caught three times. Once by mom in my room, but I think I was hidden well-enough sorta behind my dresser. And dad walked in on me twice.. once in my room and once in the living room which was particularly difficult since I had to get meself fastened back up. Fortunately he left the room after awhile so I was able to :)

Hope you're enjoying our stories Professor, you perv! :-P


Maybe you oughta be a little more careful :$
God wants you to send me some money. &quot;Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH.&quot;
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You people are obviously NOT &quot;Master of Your Domain.&quot;
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I'm very careful now! My cat is locked out of the room whenever I feel the need.

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