What is the weirdest place where you have masturbated? Please share. Also, did you ever get caught?
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Penis - Vagina · Member since
On the nipple. It took a hell of a long time but it worked, and the beauty is that even if I had gotten caught, it was only a nipple!
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FriedChicken · Member since
in Charles Baer's mothers bedroom....why?
FriedChicken · Member since
in Charles Baer's mothers bedroom....why?
Polar Bear · Member since
The work masty is a sweet but undeniable pleasure. Cn't thnk of anything more exciting off the top of my head. Not that that's saying much.
dragonzflame · Member since
THIS ISN'T ME but I know someone who had a wank through his pocket while in the car with his mum.
Mind you, this person is well known to our group of friends for wanking anywhere and everywhere...
rhapsody__87 · Member since
Eeeww
Brian_Mays_Wig · Member since
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]dragonzflame wrote: [/QUOTENAME]THIS ISN'T ME but I know someone who had a wank through his pocket while in the car with his mum.
Mind you, this person is well known to our group of friends for wanking anywhere and everywhere...[/QUOTE]
What a wanker!!!
Me?? Err, in the cubicle at the swimming baths!!!
Josuè · Member since
In the elevator... I was yound, and so...
FriedChicken · Member since
hmm, never had sex or masturbated in elevators or the car when my mother was there. I think i'm just boring
Penis - Vagina · Member since
My honest answer would be on a Trailways bus when I was 14. Under a coat, not openly of course :)
Oh, and I almost got caught three times. Once by mom in my room, but I think I was hidden well-enough sorta behind my dresser. And dad walked in on me twice.. once in my room and once in the living room which was particularly difficult since I had to get meself fastened back up. Fortunately he left the room after awhile so I was able to :)
Hope you're enjoying our stories Professor, you perv! :-P
geeksandgeeks · Member since
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr. Roboto wrote: [/QUOTENAME]My honest answer would be on a Trailways bus when I was 14. Under a coat, not openly of course :)
Oh, and I almost got caught three times. Once by mom in my room, but I think I was hidden well-enough sorta behind my dresser. And dad walked in on me twice.. once in my room and once in the living room which was particularly difficult since I had to get meself fastened back up. Fortunately he left the room after awhile so I was able to :)
Hope you're enjoying our stories Professor, you perv! :-P[/QUOTE]
Maybe you oughta be a little more careful :$
Erin · Member since
You people are obviously NOT "Master of Your Domain."
Penis - Vagina · Member since
I'm very careful now! My cat is locked out of the room whenever I feel the need.