Top Ten List....

Letterman’s Top Ten List: “Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11":

10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing

9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball

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(Don't complain to me..it was Letterman's list..) :-D

LOL, I'd seen that before. You think the real Dubya would get the joke?

I love letterman, i watched that top 10 list, very hilarious. I'm hoping that bush does not get re-elected, go Kerry!

I hate that I cannot watch Letterman anymore since I don't receive AFN anymore.

I watch Letterman sometimes, when he has interesting guests on ;) Its on pretty late here in the UK so sometimes i miss it

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]TheMiracle wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I love letterman, i watched that top 10 list, very hilarious. I'm hoping that bush does not get re-elected, go Kerry![/QUOTE]

You're not alone, my friend, but living where I do I don't see much of that sentiment.

I think the only place more conservative than suburban Georgia is deep-southern Georgia.

Does Kerry have any redeeming qualities?

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he married the rich widow of a republican senator from pennsylvania--

Well, from the way I see it, Kerry is concerned for the well-being of the country whereas Bush is concerned for the well-being of his wallet. Besides, John Kerry plays bass guitar - excellent! While it's true that he's not yet a particularly strong candidate on his own, I think a lot of people would rather have an inanimate sock puppet for president than George W. Bush. Me for one. Go sock puppet! I mean, er, go John Kerry!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Rainmaker750 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well, from the way I see it, Kerry is concerned for the well-being of the country whereas Bush is concerned for the well-being of his wallet. Besides, John Kerry plays bass guitar - excellent! While it's true that he's not yet a particularly strong candidate on his own, I think a lot of people would rather have an inanimate sock puppet for president than George W. Bush. Me for one. Go sock puppet! I mean, er, go John Kerry![/QUOTE]

My dear, Bush IS an inanimate sock puppet. His ventriloquist is a man by the name of Richard Cheney.

I still think Oprah should run for president. Ooh! Or Mel Brooks.

I might vote for Mel Brooks ...

but I probably will settle for the lesser of evils (incompetence and attachments to special interests) and vote for Bush. At least Bush shows leadership ... and why take a chance on Kerry ruining this nice economic recovery ...

Unfortunately, I feel this election will be between the evils of two lessers. However, I can't see why anyone would vote for a man as iresolute as Kerry. I begrudgingly choose Bush simply because Kerry is a weak-kneed Janus.

I think it's cool that Kerry is married to the Heinz ketchup heiress. I like ketchup- so I choose Kerry.