Hi Folks, Bri here.
Its been a busy week. Firstly I went to see a partial solar eclipse in Chile, then over to Las Vegas to watch we will rock you. I must have seen the fucking thing about 15,000 times now. Jim Beach makes me travel the world to promote it. I keep telling him I dont want to do it anymore and he say that if I dont go, then he'll do to me what he did to John. Its not fair. Roger can do what he wants though. I think Jim is scared of Roger. When he gets hastle off Jim, he always tells him "Fuck off Jim or you'll end up like Dando".
Roger has connections everywhere. He said he can get Jim off my back, but only if I sign over half my royalties to we will rock you, the song this time, not the fucking musical. But I simply cannot part with that kinda cash. I'm not gonna give in like Freddie did with Bo Rhap.
Right folks, gotta dash now. I have to be in Latvia by 6am to open another fucking rock you show.
See ya.
Thread
Posts in chronological order
lol:)))))))))))) It really wouldn't surprise me at all if sth like this was written by John or Roger... Goodone:))
Brian_May are you the real Brian May because if you are are you doing commentary with Roger on GVH3?
LOL!!!!
Queenrocks, c'mon...
Queenrocks, c'mon...
I have a hard time believing it when people claim to be celebrities online.
"Brian_May are you the real Brian May because if you are are you doing commentary with Roger on GVH3? "
Ofcourse it's the real Brian, he just said Brian here
Ofcourse it's the real Brian, he just said Brian here
LMAO @ Fried Chicken!!!
Nice to meet you, Brian. This is Jesus Christ speaking. No, wait, even better - this is God speaking. I am BEGGING you - please, for my sanity, do not allow any more songs to be used in bad advertisements. The Queenzoners keep demanding to know why I allowed it. Are you under the influence of Satan?
"This is Jesus Christ speaking. No, wait, even better - this is God speaking"
Who?
Who?
Brian, i only have one petition
admit you use a wig
admit you use a wig
A question:
Brian, is it true you're two stone overweight?
*snicker*
Brian, is it true you're two stone overweight?
*snicker*
"This is Jesus Christ speaking. No, wait, even better - this is God speaking"
Who?
Mandy to you.
I think this would be a good time to mention that I am actually Joe Satriani in drag. Oh, and I just looked out my window - apparently Elvis just crashed a UFO into the Lochness Monster. Thought you might want to know.
Poor Elvis.. And here I thought he died fighting that mummy...
"This is Jesus Christ speaking. No, wait, even better - this is God speaking"
Who?
Mandy to you.
I was just randomly reminded of a very funny incident that I think only my friends would find funny. But- I'm in a very chatty mood, so I'll tell it. Okay, one day during lunch, one of my friends was looking at this very large girl. She turned around and said, "Yeah, I know I'm beautiful." My friend retorted, "If you're beautiful, then I'm God." Sorry- IT WAS REALLY FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED. This guy is convinced he's Jesus though. Although I'm not sure Jesus would get in a fist fight with his friend cause his friend got the lead in the play (some of my friends are theater geeks).