LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.
David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.
But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.
Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
Deaky's Middle Nut · Member since
I think that is ridiculous. Shooting off your two veggies is punishment enough, methinks...
Brian_Mays_Wig · Member since
ouch *pukes*
Krizzy · Member since
What a moron!
Who plays around with a gun after drinking, only a dumbass!
Kriz ;o)
Deaky's Middle Nut · Member since
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well you can't take my guns away, I got a
Constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It's just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
I alwaays keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Gotta feel sorry for him though; if he's never had kids before, he'll certainly never have kids (that are linked biologically to him anyways)
inu-liger · Member since
I kinda thought the same thing, M@tt
FriedChicken · Member since
hahaha
LMBO (Laughing my balls off)
the oppositionist · Member since
apparently thats one of the fastest ways to kill a man and the most painful. they bleed to death in just minutes.
lol, yes i was expecting baer too, and may i add am cruelly dissapointed! >:(
:)
SergeantPepperDG · Member since
I think that should be used as a campaign for why drinking is bad.
Into La Ment · Member since
[QUOTE]Baer[/QUOTE]
I did wonder how long it would take that particular name to crop up.
Weeeeeenis!
geeksandgeeks · Member since
Nice one.
Another case of men suffering from testosterone poisoning.
