Laundry help needed!

I can't get the pee stains out of my white briefs, even with long soaks in bleach. Have I got atomic urine or something? Would one of those oxygen based cleaners work better?

I wish I could get into the habit of shaking or even wiping off after I pee, but I'm always so busy. So I dribble.

wear black underwear.

That's one idea, thanks.

I also meant to ask.. are there any published studies regarding maintaining clear urine as opposed to yellowish? I know yellow is somewhat normal, but occasionally I have crystal clear urine and I'd like to know how I did it.

Carbonated beverages will ALWAYS make your pee clear. Guaranteed. Trust me, I worked at McDonald's, and I used to drink a lot of Coca Cola and Nestea when I worked there, so I know it very well.

oxi clean baby!

now lets work on this shall we?

unzip
take it out
pee-- now aim for the bowl--no no no not there...
shake
shake it again....
oh go for it one more time.....

stuff it back in....

zip back up.......

this should help

if not try the tide stain brush......

of course you could sell soiled underwear on eBay-- people seem to like that to!

and there you have it....

laundry help 101

I buy Mr. Clean, the yellow kind...put it in a spray bottle, spray generously on the stain, throw it in the wash and it works everytime on every stain. Are you washing your whites in hot water?

mr clean?

eww wait-- butch built daddy type on the bottle....


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


*LMAO*

mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm

ah yeah..get it on

lol

Lisser wrote:

Are you washing your whites in hot water?

Haha! Remember my little problem with the gas company? Yeah, hot water is definitely missing.. forgot to mention that :-P

Thanks for all the great advice.. Especially you, I.E.... it sounds good but I'd love a hands-on demo ;)

Drinking water helps too...but if your that gross, maybe you should just stop wearing underwear.

oops soz!! I forgot about that..but hot water is essential to whites and towels.

geez I am showing my skills here ay?

Laundry...pfff

I'll microwave some water next time and soak them in that. I was thinking about getting a coffeemaker to quickly generate hot water. What I really need is some sort of miniature electric water heater.. surely they must make them for RVs and stuff.

Janet wrote:

wear black underwear.

LMAO!

;-)

Or... don't wear any underwear at all.
That will keep the stains out them for sure.

Oh... just saw I'm second with that...