Yes, me too.
But, in my case, boredom doesn't turn me into Baer...
Well, to answer the question:
3 minutes ago, when I went to take a piss.
Was that THE Peeenis, or an imposter?
a penis imposter? hmmm thats a new one...
How do we know which peeenis is THE Peeenis?
"There can be only one....."