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Mr.Jingles · Member since
Priest, Nun Convicted After 'Sex Act' in Car

BLANTYRE, Malawi (Reuters) - A Malawian court convicted a Catholic priest and a nun of disorderly conduct Thursday after they were caught engaged in a sexual act in a parked car with tinted windows.

The Malawian priest, 43, and the 26-year-old nun from neighboring Zambia spent the night in police cells after being caught in the act Wednesday, police said.

A court in the capital Lilongwe handed down suspended jail sentences of six months with hard labor after the pair pleaded guilty to charges of idleness and disorderly conduct.

"These people were caught in a sex act," Assistant Superintendent Kelvin Maigwa told Reuters.

Officials in the Roman Catholic Church, whose priests are barred from sex or marriage, declined to comment.

Passers by alerted police at Lilongwe International Airport after the parked Toyota Corolla, which had tinted windows, began shaking in what police described as "a funny manner."
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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geeksandgeeks · Member since
Some of those quotes are REALLY funny.
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SergeantPepperDG · Member since
Heh heh.
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Rien · Member since
surprises me that the people didn't hear the woman shout "God I'm coming!".
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thePresence · Member since
whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SergeantPepperDG · Member since
This story better than hearing about another catholic priest abusing young children at least...
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Mr.Jingles · Member since
This story reminds me of Meat Loaf's song "Paradise By The Dashboard".

What's it gonna be boy? YES OR NO?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Gunpowder Gelatine · Member since
Wow. Interesting. :D
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Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach · Member since
They're gonna burn.
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TheMiracle · Member since
Give them a break, they're just horny
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Saint Jiub · Member since
Six months hard labor? Does the punishment fit the crime? But on a lighter note:

I suppose it does ... something was "hard" and "labor" could result nine months later because of it.
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geeksandgeeks · Member since
Mr.Jingles79 wrote:
This story reminds me of Meat Loaf's song "Paradise By The Dashboard".

What's it gonna be boy? YES OR NO?


Let me sleep on it!
God wants you to send me some money. "Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
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The Real Wizard · Member since
Yeah, wouldn't it have been interesting if they got a year, and she got knocked up...?? Would the final three months of her sentence be deferred?
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Krizzy · Member since
Funny Geeks I am listening to that right now! LOL!

Laughing @ Rien, you devil!

Kriz ;o**
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LittQueenie · Member since
OMG Rien, I cannot believe you said that...shame on you.......*LOL*
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