Craziest thing you thought as a kid?

I thought there was a serial killer living in my house trying to kill me. So at night I would put my stuffed animals over my vital organs incase he shot me in my sleep.

I had alligators living on the end of my bed at night, lol. I also thought there hadn't been any wars since centuries ago. Too bad that one's not true, eh?

i though that if you told lies that an evil fairy would come and cut out my tounge.

I used to think for traffic lights, that somebody in a little office used to change the green light and the red and yellow. I used to feel cheated when the green light was short, and silently curse the little man in the office.....

Enough to say that I was crazy when i was young....oh, i also thought then when you screamed, and you heard your echo, that someone was actually somewhere, repeating you...i had fun with that game...

i played that game 2 , and i never out screamed the "other" person , lol

i used to wonder if one day musicians might run out of combonations of notes or styles for songs. then we would only be able to do cover versions for the rest of time. :S