Red Neck

ok ya'll ive been watching Comedy Central and i wanted to know what ur favorite "You might be a Red Neck if..." saying is so let me know!

Um, Well, mine would have to be a tie between...'If you have ever rode a floor buffer, then you might be a redneck' or ' If you ever wore a strapless dress with a bra that isnt, then you might be a redneck...' But I mostly like Ron White, scooter.

I hate Jeff Foxworthy.

oh my god you cant type up in here and say that!!! are you crazy? , hes so cool!! you are so stupied if you hate him!!!! shame on you!!!

I think Jeff Foxworthy is okay.

you are a red neck if...
you live in the same trailer park as breanna902000

Well said jgood

Breanna, your first mistake was to call our beloved dan stupid, I do think that is what you meant by stupied right? Dan is a brillant person and more than likely the farthest thing from "stupied" on this notice board.

Should I even go into the rest of your mistakes or all we all over that? Thanks for playing though.

um sure i could use a laugh of what other people think of me , you dont get it yet do you? and if your beloved Dan is so offened tell him to suck it up and be a man , geesh.

let me help Lisser , I'm stupied and a kid so why am i even here? I can't type worth a sh*t. And i don't live in a tralier park dipsh*t , i have a house in a suckie town , yahoo.

Lisser wrote:

Dan is a brillant person and more than likely the farthest thing from "stupied" on this notice board.

I think I already am the farthest thing from any form of stupid. He can be second farthest, though. :P

BTW - Do you even know what a Yahoo is, Breanna?

*Knocks out a few of his teeth to fit in with breanna and her clan, Then smiles 'stupiedly'.*

Gheyuck! Thaynks a bunch darlin'! I likes yoo two! Yu gots a purty mouf.

Oh Lord...I am licensed to counsel in two states, but I think this youngun is too far gone for my assistance.

I think you just rested my case for me though Breanna.

Ah thinc yur riyte lissah! ;)

*tayks ahwt his kaddle prawd*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THUH SOUF WIYL RYZE AGIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!