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dead like me --is a show on Showtime

basically its about a girl who becomes a grim reaper after she is killed by a falling toilet from the MIR space station
i got a way with the boys on my block.. :-)
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I think the worst way to die would be through a broken heart.
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I don't know, that falling toilet way is pretty bad. But I guess not, at least you'll get your name in all the papers.
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
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Brimon wrote:
I think the worst way to die would be through a broken heart.
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*sobs*
Chom own mudder fukker.
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Music Man wrote:
I don't know, that falling toilet way is pretty bad. But I guess not, at least you'll get your name in all the papers.


True, but would you want to be known as the man who died with a bog on his head.
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Ooh, the toilet death sounds intriguing.. no, I was inspired by a dream I had where I was in a store late at night and these guys were up on ladders stocking shelves. For some reason they were tossing huge jars of pickles to each other from one aisle to the next, and suddenly this one guy got thrown off balance and he and the pickles both fell to the floor. He got up and said he was okay though.

But it made me think....
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My boyfriend once had a couch fall on his head (not quite sure how this happened) in a store, then his mom sued. He got a large sum of money and got it when he turned 18.

It's no jar of pickles, but still.
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Man, then I wish I had a couch fall on my head.
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
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I think choking on your own vomit or on someones penis would be a gastly way to go :-3
also the old guys having a heart attack during sex...those always make for fun stories...especially if youve ever gone to a fueneral for someone that thats happened to... so awkward.
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I once saw a man who had been killed by a bucket of tar that fell 20 stories just down the road from where I lived. His head look like a blown up strawberry.
Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!" Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!" Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"
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There was someone at a amusement park who died by choking on gum during a ride.

Imagine your last memory is going up and down the slopes while suffocating on gum :(
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Klaha wrote:
I think choking on your own vomit or on someones penis would be a gastly way to go :-3
also the old guys having a heart attack during sex...those always make for fun stories...especially if youve ever gone to a fueneral for someone that thats happened to... so awkward.


Ah yes. I've seen that before. On Private Benjamin. One of Goldie Hawn's greatest movies. And that guy from Finding Nemo is the guy that has a heart attack when they are making love.
'You're just jealous because I can rock my tights better than you EVER could!' 'Where won't I wear my sombrero!?'
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Brimon wrote:
I think the worst way to die would be through a broken heart.
:(


I could think of a thousand worse ways to go. I'd revert that statement to say, "one of the worst ways to live is with a broken heart". But remember, we all heal, as long as we learn from past experiences. So essentially, broken hearts can lead to very good things, not just feelings of extreme hurt and similar. Some of the most useless people in the world are the ones who never or rarely fail, as they rarely or never learn from experiences and mistakes.
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i'll tell ya what bites dying from cancer in a hospital with your kids watching and the stupid FUCK doctor taking his merry ass time getting to my dear uncle and then refusing to give this poor man enough god damn morphine to actually die in some PEACE that's horrid:-(
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