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Music Man has a 1 inch penis (I have proof)

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Just to let everyone know Music Man is hung like a minature hobbit, with brains to match.
Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!" Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!" Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"
J
I don't think I want to know how you got your proof...
Shake it Sugaree
J
He emailed me a picture of it.
Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!" Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!" Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"
H
you sure you weren't looking in the mirror?
"Big Man the Laltain sahib, Small Man the Mombatti." -Arundhati Roy, THE GOD OF SMALL THINGS
J
yeah...good one. Mirror come back.

Judging by your picture you look like you've got one too.
Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!" Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!" Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"
J
do the world a favour and shave your facial hair you ugly cow.
Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!" Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!" Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"
M
...how old are you, jasen101, ten?
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
J
yeah im ten ....ten inches. ha!
Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!" Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!" Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"
J
Jasen:

Go away.

Thanks.
D
Got ten brain cells too, by the looks of things.
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
I
Ugh, I hate it when I take a picture of the meat hammer accidentally.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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jasen101 wrote:
Just to let everyone know Music Man is hung like a minature hobbit, with brains to match.


One inch, eh? Maybe proportionally to a minature[sic] Hobbit.

Anyway, if you even think at any point in your miserable life that you could even come close to matching one half of the intelligence that I have, then you seriously need to consider a reality check. You couldn't possibly imagine the degradation I have to endure to even compare myself to a degenerate half-wit like yourself.

P.S. "One half" was an exaggeration - an exaggeration of Brobdingnagian proportions.
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
J
oh that's right Music Man...you're a VERY intelligent person. hahahahahahah ha

Bitch please! Like I give a shit about who the hell you are or how smart you are.

I just like Queen. That's the only reason why I even come here...apparently you do to. To tell you the truth most Queen fans freak me out because they're a bunch of fucking geeks with no life and rest of them are teenagers. nuff said. But I don't really care...This is a noticeboard...i don't give a shite about what people say or do on here...it's all light entertainment with a whole lot of bullshit thrown into the mix.

If you're gonna take it seriously as you have, you aren't as smart as you think.
Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!" Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!" Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"
J
Jasen, darling...?!

Are you doing all right?
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jasen101 wrote:
oh that's right Music Man...you're a VERY intelligent person. hahahahahahah ha

Bitch please! Like I give a shit about who the hell you are or how smart you are.

I just like Queen. That's the only reason why I even come here...apparently you do to. To tell you the truth most Queen fans freak me out because they're a bunch of fucking geeks with no life and rest of them are teenagers. nuff said. But I don't really care...This is a noticeboard...i don't give a shite about what people say or do on here...it's all light entertainment with a whole lot of bullshit thrown into the mix.

If you're gonna take it seriously as you have, you aren't as smart as you think.


Oh yes, I take you all too seriously, I swear...looks like you are the only geek with no life here. I would love to continue this battle of wits, but I see now that you have come unarmed.

Pay homage to your betters, infidel. A loser in real life is still a loser on the internet, which you have clearly proven.
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.

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