The lunatics have taken over...

I have been much too busy over the last couple of weeks travelling hither and thither over the rolling fields of England to visit my friends and enemies on Queenzone.

However upon my return I have noticed a vast increase in the number of people who can be placed under the banners of 'cretin' and 'knobjockeys'.

Where have they all come from? When are they going to go? Why do they write so much and say so little? Why don't they do something more constructive than writing bollocks on here? Why do people still reply to Charles Baer? Are they in league with the dickless little shit?

Come the revolution they'll get theirs. Of that there is no doubt.

You're always so brave after you've been at the bottle Sir Archie, you old leopard. Come the morning though and it's back to hiding behind your stone.

Make soom room for a little 'un, then.