C'mon Lester. It's all good. That boot coming out of mud noise was so loud it could be heard in the outfield.
Anywho I like what Denis Leary has to say about NyQuil.
'Big N, small y, big fucking Q! Some medecines come in orange or strawberry for the kid inside all of us. Not NyQuil. That still comes in green fucking death flavour'..
heh. I love Denis Leary.
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This isn't really an embarrasing moment, but it's going to stick with me for the rest of my life.
During standardized testing last year, one of the questions was "Which ancient civilization built the Parthenon?" First, I chose Greeks (the correct answer). During the rest of the test, I was thinking about that question, so I changed it to Romans! I later asked my friend what the correct answer was, and she told me (Greeks). I was very pissed off at myself.
MORAL: ALWAYS GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCT ON STANDARDIZED TESTING!!!
All my friends (and my mom) make fun of me and say "Wait a minute, WHO built the Parthenon, again?" I get very pissed when they do that.
During standardized testing last year, one of the questions was "Which ancient civilization built the Parthenon?" First, I chose Greeks (the correct answer). During the rest of the test, I was thinking about that question, so I changed it to Romans! I later asked my friend what the correct answer was, and she told me (Greeks). I was very pissed off at myself.
MORAL: ALWAYS GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCT ON STANDARDIZED TESTING!!!
All my friends (and my mom) make fun of me and say "Wait a minute, WHO built the Parthenon, again?" I get very pissed when they do that.
This isn't really an embarrasing moment, but it's going to stick with me for the rest of my life.
During standardized testing last year, one of the questions was "Which ancient civilization built the Parthenon?" First, I chose Greeks (the correct answer). During the rest of the test, I was thinking about that question, so I changed it to Romans! I later asked my friend what the correct answer was, and she told me (Greeks). I was very pissed off at myself.
MORAL: ALWAYS GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCT ON STANDARDIZED TESTING!!!
All my friends (and my mom) make fun of me and say "Wait a minute, WHO built the Parthenon, again?" I get very pissed when they do that.
Haven't we all done this? It's always so crushing when you find out about it!
I don't like when people joke about it. As soon as I told my dad he said, "Oh! Guess you're not goin' to Harvard now!"
This isn't really an embarrasing moment, but it's going to stick with me for the rest of my life.
During standardized testing last year, one of the questions was "Which ancient civilization built the Parthenon?" First, I chose Greeks (the correct answer). During the rest of the test, I was thinking about that question, so I changed it to Romans! I later asked my friend what the correct answer was, and she told me (Greeks). I was very pissed off at myself.
MORAL: ALWAYS GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCT ON STANDARDIZED TESTING!!!
All my friends (and my mom) make fun of me and say "Wait a minute, WHO built the Parthenon, again?" I get very pissed when they do that.
I do that all the time - a lot more than is good for me.
Speaking of standardized testing, thank goodness for the SATs, where you can do really well and not know anything at the same time. Have any of you taken them? I mean, it really is so fun waking up early on a Saturday to take a three hour test. If you took them, what scores do you have to show for them?
I don't like when people joke about it. As soon as I told my dad he said, "Oh! Guess you're not goin' to Harvard now!"
What test was this?
It wasn't a college test or anything. It was a middle school test.
Oh, standardized tests really aren't important until you get to the SATs, really. You don't have to do your best, just good enough (think of the dumbest person who is graduating...that is good enough).
I have an embarassing story:
Every year at Christmas, my aunt has a family Christmas party. My cousins and second cousins and grandparents and grandparents' friends come, and it's a jolly good time with lots of food and cheer. This year, I went and brought one of my best friends with me. All the kids went into the basement, and my uncle had a video camera and was filming us goofing around. Well, at one point, I had my back facing the camera, and my 3 year old cousin comes up to me and pulls my pants down!!! My uncle promised me he didn't get it on tape, but then at the end of the night, he gathered everyone around the tv to watch the video he had taken. Assuming he didn't have my exposure on it, I didn't protest, but then we watched the movie, and he had filmed every bit of it! I can never face my relatives now, knowing that they have all seen my skimpy underwear in that embarassing moment. :(
Every year at Christmas, my aunt has a family Christmas party. My cousins and second cousins and grandparents and grandparents' friends come, and it's a jolly good time with lots of food and cheer. This year, I went and brought one of my best friends with me. All the kids went into the basement, and my uncle had a video camera and was filming us goofing around. Well, at one point, I had my back facing the camera, and my 3 year old cousin comes up to me and pulls my pants down!!! My uncle promised me he didn't get it on tape, but then at the end of the night, he gathered everyone around the tv to watch the video he had taken. Assuming he didn't have my exposure on it, I didn't protest, but then we watched the movie, and he had filmed every bit of it! I can never face my relatives now, knowing that they have all seen my skimpy underwear in that embarassing moment. :(
I have an embarassing story:
Every year at Christmas, my aunt has a family Christmas party. My cousins and second cousins and grandparents and grandparents' friends come, and it's a jolly good time with lots of food and cheer. This year, I went and brought one of my best friends with me. All the kids went into the basement, and my uncle had a video camera and was filming us goofing around. Well, at one point, I had my back facing the camera, and my 3 year old cousin comes up to me and pulls my pants down!!! My uncle promised me he didn't get it on tape, but then at the end of the night, he gathered everyone around the tv to watch the video he had taken. Assuming he didn't have my exposure on it, I didn't protest, but then we watched the movie, and he had filmed every bit of it! I can never face my relatives now, knowing that they have all seen my skimpy underwear in that embarassing moment. :(
They probably saw a lot more when you were a child.
Sorry, that's the best I could do to make you feel better. Did it work?