Did Freddie shave his balls?

A lot of Queen songs are about gays or Aids!


Ogre Battle:

"One great big eye has a focus at your erection"

One thing about classic rock :
You know all the words:

"scuse me while I kiss this guy!" - Jimi Hendrix
"There's a bathroom on the right," CCR
"I had my first real sex change , bought it at the five and dime!" Bryan Adams
"One big eye has a focus on your erection," Queen


or most of the words....

Ugh - I had to shave my balls for a vasectomy. Why anyone would do that if they did not have to I do not understand.

I just thought I'ld share that little nugget of info with you all.

Freddie's childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian (!!!) named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. (AHA! There's all the proof we need!!!) There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.

"Sickest topic ever!"

Fried Chicken has won at least one award.

""Sickest topic ever!"

Fried Chicken has won at least one award."


I also won the award for Hottest Male Queenzoner together with Plengel


my awards:

- Sickest topic Ever
- Hottest Male Quenzoner

All I have to say... *breaks into a fit of giggles*

I think only Fraddie can tell...

So Freddie, did you... it seems that some guys here are verry interested, so did you?

Ops, no answer!

Krizzy wrote:

Sickest topic ever!

Sorry Kriz, I think its just in keeping with the general state of the board in recent weeks.


As for the topic....... I should imagine so.

MadTheSwine wrote:

I don't think anyone cracking jokes about Fred on here deserves the title "Queen Fan". Not very loyal to the man who gave us so much, are you? :(

Stepford Alert

MadTheSwine wrote:

I don't think anyone cracking jokes about Fred on here deserves the title "Queen Fan". Not very loyal to the man who gave us so much, are you? :(

Totally agree with you.... you can call yourself a fan... along with all the people who also hate jokes about Fred or his disease....

Love you for saying this.....thanks

Does anyone kow of any good ball shaving techniques? I just found out today that my vasectomy (from a year ago) did not quite take (there are still a small number of swimmers). I will need to schedule the operation with a specialist (urologist) Sigh.

GonnaUseMyPrisoners wrote:

Freddie's childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian (!!!) named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. (AHA! There's all the proof we need!!!) There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.

Austin Powers was on T.V. last night, and I still think THAT is one of the best scenes.

I thought this had to do with Freddie's tennis habits.

Thanks Mad - I'll need to ask the urologist eventually about that cream. I won't be getting snipped for a while (mid-November at the earliest to avoid a DisneyWorld family vacation).