Someone add this up for me

Hey, you there.. you're bored right? You're good at math and/or you have a calculator?

I've just spent hours compiling this Queen Purchase History: http://members.cox.net/breakfree/purchases.htm and I'm exhausted. I'd love it if someone was kind enough to add up the prices for me.

Might even be better if a couple of you did it to make sure we don't miss something.

Thanks in advance!

$1038.41 - I was bored :^)

Since I did that do I get a cookie or something. I do need a new watch if you are looking and it was my birthday but I dont know what time it is... lol :^)

Thanks! Maybe I should have included shipping charges and tax and stuff, cuz I know I've spent at least that much just since December. There's about $20 shipping on each of the 5 sets of card sleeves for example, so there's another $100. But anyway...

I did give you a lovely backwards birthday wish the other day, but I do have something I can give as thanks......

Anytime you're bored with the ladies (no offense to Miss James) I'm available to make your wildest dreams come true by phone... that's right... pure, uninhibited aural pleasure. And best of all, it's absolutely free!*

Let me know, stud :)

*long distance charges may apply

Can I get that number? I'm bored with the ladies.

;)

Sorry, whirled peas, but I don't think he'll be getting bored with me anytime soon.

That stud is all mine. ;^)

I'm thinkin no.... but thanks. I could still use a watch though!

Okay Lisser, sounds like you're my best bet :-P But I'll need some time to practice describing heterosexual acts erotically.

Ugh.

LOL

Alrighty! I just converted the page to a table format, so it's a little easier to read. http://members.cox.net/breakfree/purchases.htm And I added one that I had forgotten (At The BBC, $15) so the total is now $1053.41 and your total was correct Chris! Thanks again :)

He's a little smarty-pants with numbers. Makes me look bad. ;^)

Your welcome, and hey babe.

Numbers are the only thing I got that is topping you in the intelligence area. You get everything else. Why are you rubbing it in? *Cries*

Oh, this is coming from the guy who took college algebra "for fun" and the one who confuses me by talking about all the bones/muscles/etc etc of the body.

*weeps*

OK, math and science and Algebra is fun. The only thing I told you was that I wanted to give you an inguinal massage or a pectoral massage or a gluteal massage. lol...

See. Trying to be a smarty-pants, cheeky baby. :p

Sorry to jump in, but I found this cool watch:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63852&item=6708718000

Isn't it neat? Now I want a watch too.

BTW, see if you can spot the obvious lie in the description based on the pictures :)