If toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast, buttered side up, on a cat and dropped it?
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You would be reported to the RSPCA.
That would be a great idea. Imagine a MagLev train. Instead of using linear induction motors to propel it, just use a stray cat and buttered toast, put it under a train, add means of propulsion, and you have a reduced friction mode of transportation, aside from the airplane.
They would both land the same way?
You would have a buttery floor.
How long does it take you to think of these things?
I think of weird things when I'm bored.
Like.....
Why do psychics read the news paper?
stuff like that
Like.....
Why do psychics read the news paper?
stuff like that
Ok, here's one- WHY THE HELL DOES GYM CLASS COUNT ON OUR G.P.A.? IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL CLASS OR ANYTHING! IT'S JUST STUPID!
*ahem* Sorry. I just had a moment of intense anger there.
*ahem* Sorry. I just had a moment of intense anger there.
Ok, here's one- WHY THE HELL DOES GYM CLASS COUNT ON OUR G.P.A.? IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL CLASS OR ANYTHING! IT'S JUST STUPID!
*ahem* Sorry. I just had a moment of intense anger there.
Amen to that. Gym is ri-goddamned-diculous.
EVERY SINGLE marking period last year, I would have gotten a 4.0 G.P.A. if it hadn't been for gym.
Why are you complaining?? Gym is one of the easiest classes a person could have..
In the first quarter of sixth grade I would have gotten a 4.0 GPA, but I got a "D" in art for goofing off.
After that, partly because of her sense of humor, she became one of my favorite teachers.
After that she used me as an example saying:
"I have been known to keep people off the honor roll"
After that, partly because of her sense of humor, she became one of my favorite teachers.
After that she used me as an example saying:
"I have been known to keep people off the honor roll"
Gym's an easy A for me, because all we have to do is get dressed, show up, and participate. But if we were graded on actual athletic skill, that could be a problem.
I'm impressed to see that you got the date/month/year in the right order.
If toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of toast, buttered side up, on a cat and dropped it?
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I'm sorry the last one wasn't very funny. I promise I will try to make sure that the next installments of TOTD are funnier.
Well actually, this one made me laugh... keep 'em coming!!