Ok, this is really weird, but for my Language Arts class, we have to write a (persusasive) vignette on our pet peeves. I chose the "mullet" which I believe is the most hideously ugly hairstyle one could have. Seriously- they make me sick to my stomach (I hope no one here has one). I need good examples to support why I don't like them, which is hard because, I just don't like them! There isn't much to say about why they're disgusting. They just ARE. Any suggestions?
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This is sort of on topic: my mom is perhaps Billy Ray Cyrus's biggest fan.
I HATE MULLETS!
They are gross. One of my college instructors has a semi-mullet and I'm constantly looking at it and wondering why she doesn't just cut it differently. :-S
I am not sure about suggestions on why they are particularly bad. They're just unpleasant...lol
I am not sure about suggestions on why they are particularly bad. They're just unpleasant...lol
I'm quite an admirer of mullets. There's so many types of mullets. A frullet, a gullet, a frgullet, a sullet...well that's only four I can think of..but..shuddup.
Mullets cause me endless amusement, especially when you can tell that someone has lovingly cultivated them.
I think that I have a good argument against mullets.
But first, the argument for mullets. Um....errrr... ok, i got one. If you are eating and you get something on your lip, you can wipe it off with the back of your hair. :)
Now for the argument against mullets, and this is one in many. I used to work at WalMart and working at WalMart, you get to see the Creme de la Creme of the bottom of the gene pool. There were these people that I affectionately reffered to as the mulley family. There was momma mullet, boy mullet, girl mullet, and baby mullet. Now it is obvious it is too late for the mother. But her kids will grow up in a world that makes fun of them and they may not even make it to adulthood all due to a first of many hate crime killings of children if mullets are not stopped! So, for childrens sake everywhere, ban the mullet.
At least it isnt the flock of seagulls haircut! :^)
But first, the argument for mullets. Um....errrr... ok, i got one. If you are eating and you get something on your lip, you can wipe it off with the back of your hair. :)
Now for the argument against mullets, and this is one in many. I used to work at WalMart and working at WalMart, you get to see the Creme de la Creme of the bottom of the gene pool. There were these people that I affectionately reffered to as the mulley family. There was momma mullet, boy mullet, girl mullet, and baby mullet. Now it is obvious it is too late for the mother. But her kids will grow up in a world that makes fun of them and they may not even make it to adulthood all due to a first of many hate crime killings of children if mullets are not stopped! So, for childrens sake everywhere, ban the mullet.
At least it isnt the flock of seagulls haircut! :^)
I must be led to believe that Roger, at one time, had a mullet. Not that easily recognized, but it went along the lines. Even my favorite TV hero, MacGyver had a horrendous one.
Killing children with mullets... Now THAT takes me back...
*ahem*
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Although I loathe mullets, I wouldn't mind having enough hair to consider having one - that's consider only!! As it is, I am coming close to having a Kojak naturally.
I feel sorry for those poor little kids who are forced by their parents to wear mullets.
It's almost as if they were carrying a sign that said:
"My parents are white trash and so am I"
It's almost as if they were carrying a sign that said:
"My parents are white trash and so am I"
They are extremely ugly...and they scare me...alot...
I'd rather shave my head than get a mullet.
But Bowie's hair would be considered that in 1972 (around that time) when he was Ziggy...wouldn't it? And it's pretty-ful. *evil smile*
Well I liked Bowies mullet, it was a cool mullet...Billy Ray Cyrus...Eughhhh...