What´s the best treatment for headaches?

$1241.60 wrote:

Go to the hospital (or, for those of you in the U.K.: Go to hospital) and feign a heart attack. Have them give you some nitro spray under the tongue..

First the headache will get worse from the sudden drop in blood pressure, but then it will melt away rather quickly.

Or just take some ibuprofen and lay down but avoid masturbating until it goes away.

how long does the effect last?

Sex/orgasm is supposed to help.

Or you can just try a paracet.

*humms innocently and walks away again*

Just drink another one... in 80% of the cases it does the trick

Take a walk.

plenty of advil gel-caps and a nice hot bath in the dark!

This might not work for everyone but it does for some.
If you look at your left hand, between the thumb and forefinger there is a webbed bit. Well with the thumb and forefinger of your other hand, gently squeeze either side of the webbed bit, and at the same time massage it in a circular motion, and it should get rid of your headache.
Failing that, take two paracetemol and turn the light off.

I get migraines and depending what sort it is (I know the difference) it's either sleep or chocolate. Never both.

Migranes must be teh shitxxor. I've watched people go from fine to absolutely shit house after developing a migrane.

A joint and a cup of coffee.

Can't forget the old-breath-of-fresh-outside-air trick!