BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton has been shot...

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Mr.Jingles 14 October 2004 17:59 · Member since January 2002

...shot in the face by an unknown man.

Although the man remains un-identified, Paris Hilton claims that the man has an amazing range and incredibly accurate aim for shooting.

"He was indeed a pro, and without a doubt one of the best of the many I've ever seen in my years of experience" Paris Hilton stated.

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LiveAidQueen 14 October 2004 18:02 · Member since December 2002

Okay...

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Lester Burnham 14 October 2004 18:41 · Member since May 2003

Hahahah

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Introducing_Christina Lauren 14 October 2004 18:44 · Member since August 2004

oo it took me a while to get it, shot in the face as in..yes yes clever! :)

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Daburcor? 14 October 2004 19:16 · Member since January 2002

Gee... Thanks for getting my hopes up. :/

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joeyjojo 14 October 2004 19:48 · Member since July 2004

I won't believe it unless I see pictures.

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Brimon 14 October 2004 19:53 · Member since July 2004

I spent bloody ages downloading THAT video.
I saved myself up for three days. What a let down.

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Mr.Jingles 14 October 2004 20:02 · Member since January 2002

Believe me... Nick has probably shot her lots of times.

His little brother Aaron has probably had his share of fun as well.

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Ramses 14 October 2004 21:51 · Member since July 2004

oh my! hehe...

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Unknown 14 October 2004 22:25

IMO, Paris was an easy target.

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kaede 14 October 2004 22:41 · Member since October 2004

lol funny, funny ,funny

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Krizzy 15 October 2004 10:34 · Member since April 2002

Damn I was hoping that we'd be rid of her skinny ass!

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Brian_Mays_Wig 15 October 2004 15:16 · Member since December 2002

I must admit, I did enjoy her little escapade in front of the camera, so did my mates and im sure all the blokes in the pub that I burned it for did too!

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Mr.Jingles 15 October 2004 15:35 · Member since January 2002

Not as good as Pamela and Tommy Lee

But still pretty hilarious.

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geeksandgeeks 15 October 2004 16:59 · Member since October 2002

That was so very, very wrong.

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