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How to kill yourself with breakfast food (and in some other ways)

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I am (relatively) recently de-single, and my steady is about as big a nerd as I am. This means that at the time of night when other couples are probably having exciting, romantic conversations, ours go kind of like this:

"Are you sure these gloves are fireproof?"
"Even if they're not, the flames are supposed to go UP."
"Supposed to?"
"Well, I've never actually done this before."

(While performing Dave Barry's toaster experiment, in which one rigs a toaster so that the strawberry Pop-Tarts inside combust and shoot scary flames out the toaster.)

And there was also the physics homework incident, but I'll let Sara tell you about that one.

At any rate, the point of this topic is, what we did during physics class today. I lit one of those little cheap candles and balanced it on a sewing hoop, which in turn was balanced on a shot glass. Keep in mind that these tables are flammable. Then he hit the inside of the hoop.

You've got to try this. It's so cool. NO, YOU MAY NOT ASK WHAT HAPPENED!!! JUST DO IT!!!!!!
God wants you to send me some money. "Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
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...damn... i HAVE to hear these stories! :-P
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Next time you guys should try to light up a fart.

Despite of how gross it might seem, there's something very scientific about it.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Mr.Jingles79 wrote:
Next time you guys should try to light up a fart.

Despite of how gross it might seem, there's something very scientific about it.


I don't THINK so.

We're more interested in combusting solid things. We would try spontaneous human combustion if we could somehow get a hold of Sean Hannity.
God wants you to send me some money. "Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
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Don't you know that conversations like that often lead to marriage?
Creativity can always cover for a lack of knowledge.
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I'll be the judge of that.

* Later that day *

I'm a Kiwi! Dh'yuck.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!

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