An new story but with rules :P

A new story, but the rules are you may not write more than two sentences:
Alright I'll start.

It was a beautiful day, Timmy was playing in the garden of his house. But suddenly a big car stopped, there came a black man out of the car, and he said:

And Timmy knew that something was wrong. The voice was metallic and the guy was wearing black sun glases.

the pizza boy smiled to him really nicely. Timmy got the idea and invited him in.

And Timmy said "Yes.. but, my Parents are still home"

The pizza guy said: "Don't worry, I don't mind!"

They both went upstairs. Then Timmy's mom came and got mad.

PMSL. Is that it?

Back to the story.

Timmy was sad when his mom killed the pizza bot dilivery thing. He ran away from his mom and when he ran outside he saw the pizza bot delivery thing.

Unfortunately, they all died in a sudden nuclear bomb attack and anybody who posts after this has a tiny penis.

The things people have to do for living...

And he found out he was deaf, stupid and blind. and before that dyslctic aswell, cause his actual name was Tommy.

By The way, I haven't got a small penis. and I invite all nice girls to come and check it. ;P

So Tommy goes see a doctor and the doctor makes him a normal person again and tell his his name is Timmy. Timmy is happy and while he is running he see's the pizza bot dilivery thing again and runs away screaming, but the bot thing is chasing after him.

Tommy was a pinball wizard.

Ever since I was a young boy (ok..girl) I played the silver ball. From Soho down to Brighton, I must've played them all. BUt I ain't seen nothing like him, in any amusement hall, that deaf, dumb, and blind kid, sure plays a mean pinball!!!!!

Oops... more than two sentences. Oh well! :-P

Oops... more than two sentences. Oh well! :-P