Freddie Mercury called me last night, bitching about politics and the state of the union known as the United States of America. The conversation went something like this -
Jordan - Hello?
Freddie - Jordan? It's Freddie. I just wanted to make sure you were going out to vote tomorrow.
J - Of course I am.
F - Registered Democrat, I hope.
J - What would a British man who's been dead for
13 years care about my political affiliation?
F - Well, darling, I personally think that George W. Bush is a moron. If it weren't evident from the way he's ran your country, it was more than evident throughout the course of those 3 debates. How could someone so unprepared and inarticulate possibly run a country? I hope that everyone in the US using that Queenzone is voting tomorrow. Voting for John Kerry. By the way, I like that virtual tribute wall you guys have on there. I've been giving serious thought here lately to coming back down to earth in the form of a big huge orb that floats around Brian May's house - what'd you think?
J - Brian certainly loves his orbs. Look Freddie, I really don't have time to chat right now, can you get back with me later?
F - No, I've said all I want.
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WTF?
WTF?
Thats what I thought.
I suspect large quantities of pills and/or alcohol were involved Jordan... (if not, then I'd get some prescribed)
WTF?
Thats what I thought.
Are you smelling a fatty wannabe?
Haha. Not a Fatty want to be, just a little pro-Kerry propaganda in the spirit of Fatty.
simply, you're a fuck wit. keep your eff-ing politics to yourself. and don't try to make us interested by using freddie. you're a fuck wit.
spot on Cunning Stunt!
let's all see this as a biiiiig giant joke and laugh.
HAHAHAAHAHAA
I actually thought it was funny....
*smacks herself in the head*
HAHAHAAHAHAA
I actually thought it was funny....
*smacks herself in the head*
That was quite blasphemous using Freddie in AMERICAN politics! Shame on you!
Seriously, u shouldn't copy fatty...u don't want to be like him Jordan! He's lame!
You're no fatty, mate.
Keep trying!
Keep trying!
I've laughed about some of these things too... but no-one beats Fatty.... he's a genius!
Besides... Freddie VISITED me and told me that he was really pulling for Bush... he said he had a bigger Stick?... or was it a bigger D..... Anyway.. I told Fred to shut up and mind his own business and to leave American Politics to the Morons who actually care..
Oh, and I also told him that I though Bohemian Rhapsody was lame... he slammed the door on his way out
Oh, and I also told him that I though Bohemian Rhapsody was lame... he slammed the door on his way out
yep, a fatty wannabe.