"Assicons"

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons",where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-) and

:-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=m c2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

(.Y.) ---> Gwen Stefani's boobs

( o Y o ) ---> Britney's boobs

(__o__Y__o__) ---> Pamela Anderson's boobs

"leave my arse alone" LOL! never knew that one