Looking for a joke...

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted

got one a romanian translated (and adapted) joke:
the wolf is walking in the forest with a very serious face. he meets the (sexy) fox:
"Oh, hello handsome" said the fox, "h r ya?"
"I am holding my black list. I am killing everybody who's in the list"
"Am I in there?"
"Unfortunately, yes"
buf-bing-bam-boom (He kills her.)
Next he runs into the bear.
"Hey pal" said the bear. "h r ya doin?"
"I am holding my black list. I am killing everybody who's in the list"
"Am I in there?"
"Unfortunately, yes"
pif-paf-poof-yaaaaaaaaaaaa (He kills him.)
The third encounter is with the rabbit.
"Hey, Woolfie, dear! How are you these days?
"I am holding my black list. I am killing everybody who's in the list"
"Am I in there?"
"Unfortunately, yes"
"Can you NOT kill me?
"Of course!"
THE END

Flashman wrote:

Geeks, that joke you're on about probably wasn't even that funny.

Being a woman, you might have just been on the blob or something, and your hormones were probably all over the shop.

It takes a lot to get me laughing like that, Flashy, dear.

In the meantime, here's one to ponder on?

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and an SUV containing Scott Stapp, Zakk Wylde, and Axl Rose?

A: In the porcupine, the pricks are on the OUTSIDE.