Oh Dear

Put a check mark next to each statement that applies to you.

-I hate Freddie. That is why I come to this site, because I loathe the gay bastard. Damn it all!

-I do not like any Queen song that contains the letter 'A' because most likely, it is overrated.

-I think Brian May is a sucky guitarist.

-Queen's "talent" is nothing compared to the compostion of Jessica Simpson's songs.

-Britney Spears has a better vocal range than Freddie ever had in his career.


I checked every single one of these statements because they applied to me. I come here because I hate Queen. I waste my time on here because I am no true fan of their music. There is no better way to show how much you hate a band then to go to their official site and immerse yourself within the forums, don't you think?

Cheers

Crap. Drowse and Brighton Rock.

What?
Cheers

Don't forget Hilary Duff. She has a wider vocal range than Freddie and Britney Spears combined!

Oooh, and Too Much Love Will Kill You! Cool! Tie Your Mother Down, You're My Best Friend, Tenement Funster.


Cool, an 'a'-less CD.

Wow, there are actually a lot of 'a'-less songs. Under Pressure, The Show Must Go On, Somebody To Love, Princes Of The Universe, Killer Queen, Don't Stop Me Now, etc. That's definitely an insane idea for a mix CD.

It'd be harder to find an 'e'-less song.

Edit: Then again there's You and I, Long Away, A Kind of Magic, '39, Good Company, How Can I Go On, Living on My Own, Back Chat, Action this Day, Cool Cat, Don't Try So Hard, Bijou, Mustapha, Fun It, Foolin' Around, Mr. Bad Guy, Doing All Right, Liar, My Fairy King, Flash, Radio Ga-Ga, I Want it All, I'm Going Slightly Mad, T, Thank God it's Christmas, Dragon Attack, Coming Soon, Party, Khashogis' Ship, Rain Must Fall, Scandal, Was it All Worth It and I Go Crazy.

But that's only a couple, heh.

Oh, and Brighton Rock. But you already knew that.

'39 is an entirely letterless song and is therefore the one for me. I don't like songs with letters in the title. And did you know it's the 39th song? ;-)

YES!

I mean yes.

Technically 3 is a letter. I us3 it all th3 tim3!

WARNING! I'm AN IDIOT!

And Australian..that makes me 9 times badderer.

Woo....
Yeah. I absolutely hate Queen. They all need to die....the rest of them that is. Oh, and I agree with you guys. Hillary Duff is so much better than everyone, that's for sure.
Cheers

I think theres more people on this site that hate queen than the actual fans...

There should be some site where you can register as a Queen fan. And then we call it www.yesiamaqueenfan.com, and we add a set of rules that you'll have to agree to before you can call yourself a true queen fan (such as: I will buy GVH3 on the day of its appearance; I will never say a bad thing about Queen; and I will strike my vengeance upon anyone who dares to say something slighty critical about Queen), and anyone who does so, gets a stamp saying: I am a true Queen fan (and two tickets for the musical).

Only fans with a stamp should be allowed on this forum, off course.

iGSM wrote:

YES!

I mean yes.

Technically 3 is a letter. I us3 it all th3 tim3!

WARNING! I'm AN IDIOT!

And Australian..that makes me 9 times badderer.

You confound me.

Wouter wrote:

There should be some site where you can register as a Queen fan. And then we call it www.yesiamaqueenfan.com, and we add a set of rules that you'll have to agree to before you can call yourself a true queen fan (such as: I will buy GVH3 on the day of its appearance; I will never say a bad thing about Queen; and I will strike my vengeance upon anyone who dares to say something slighty critical about Queen), and anyone who does so, gets a stamp saying: I am a true Queen fan (and two tickets for the musical).

Only fans with a stamp should be allowed on this forum, off course.

Very good idea. I actually tried that site as well.. didn't expect it to work..