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1. "Titanic": Leonardo DiCaprio's "I'm the king of the world!"
2. "Dirty Dancing": Patrick Swayze's "Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
3. "Four Weddings And A Funeral": Andie McDowell's "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."
3. "Ghost": Demi Moore's "Ditto." to Patrick Swayze's "I love you."
5. "Top Gun": Val Kilmer to Tom Cruise (news): "You can be my wingman anytime"
6. "Notting Hill": Julia Roberts' "I'm just a girl... standing in front of a boy... asking him to love her."
7. "Independence Day": Bill Pullman's "Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
8. "Braveheart": Mel Gibson (news)'s "They may take our lives, but they will not take our freedom!"
9. "Jerry Maguire": Renee Zellweger to Tom Cruise: "You had me at hello."
10. "The Postman": A blind woman says to Kevin Costner (news): "You're a godsend, a savior." He replies: "No, I'm a postman.
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They forgot to mention my favorite:
- DO IT FOR JOHNNY, MAN!! (from 'The Outsiders')
I'm gonna have to disagree with the line from 'Braveheart', that's a very good one.
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I thought that Jerry Maguire's was "SHOW ME THE MONEY!".
The Greatest Story Ever Told.
John Wayne says; "truly, he was the son of god".
It's his only line in the whole film, and it ruins it.
John Wayne says; "truly, he was the son of god".
It's his only line in the whole film, and it ruins it.
"I'll be back" as if thats not crap!!! and in the accent too!! its just a crap movie through and through
Well maybe The Terminator is ... but T-2 roxxors.
hm...hasta la vista, baby would count too... :P
and of course titanic again the:
jack jack jack jack!!!
and of course titanic again the:
jack jack jack jack!!!
"It was my life to be taken!!!!"
- King Arthur in King Arthur. Let's just say I laughed. A lot.
- King Arthur in King Arthur. Let's just say I laughed. A lot.
"It's my dad" - Day After Tomorrow.
In descending order, the top ten cheesiest lines I have ever heard in a movie (by the way, some of these movies are perfectly respectable, I just thought these lines were heinous):
10) "I'll never let go, Jack." (Kate Winslet, Titanic)
9) "It's all over, Ginny. It's just a memory." (Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)
8) "Go get 'em, tiger." (Kirsten Dunst, Spider-Man 2)
7) "Goodbye, Ichabod Crane. I curse the day you came to Sleepy Hollow." (Christina Ricci, Sleepy Hollow)
6) "[I am] father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance." (Russell Crowe, Gladiator)
5) "Ada, I marry you, I marry you, I marry you." (Jude Law, Cold Mountain)
4) "I was not going to stand by and watch another Marine die just to live by those fucking rules!" (Samuel L. Jackson, Rules of Engagement)
3) "And you became what you always were. A very big fish." (Billy Crudup, Big Fish)
2) "This is not my band. This is our band." (Jack Black, School of Rock)
And by far the absolute corniest line ever delivered in the history of film and I don't care that I haven't seen every film in the universe nothing is beating this:
1) "I am your...Twin Star!" (Ken Narita, X)
10) "I'll never let go, Jack." (Kate Winslet, Titanic)
9) "It's all over, Ginny. It's just a memory." (Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)
8) "Go get 'em, tiger." (Kirsten Dunst, Spider-Man 2)
7) "Goodbye, Ichabod Crane. I curse the day you came to Sleepy Hollow." (Christina Ricci, Sleepy Hollow)
6) "[I am] father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance." (Russell Crowe, Gladiator)
5) "Ada, I marry you, I marry you, I marry you." (Jude Law, Cold Mountain)
4) "I was not going to stand by and watch another Marine die just to live by those fucking rules!" (Samuel L. Jackson, Rules of Engagement)
3) "And you became what you always were. A very big fish." (Billy Crudup, Big Fish)
2) "This is not my band. This is our band." (Jack Black, School of Rock)
And by far the absolute corniest line ever delivered in the history of film and I don't care that I haven't seen every film in the universe nothing is beating this:
1) "I am your...Twin Star!" (Ken Narita, X)
what about 'love means never having to say you're sorry' from Love Story
pure cheese
pure cheese
what about 'love means never having to say you're sorry' from Love Story
pure cheese
pure cheese
hm... a line i will always remember (aproximatively):
I am the only Robin Hood with an English accent.
from Robin Hood Men in Tights
and of course... whites cant jump!!! (:P)
I am the only Robin Hood with an English accent.
from Robin Hood Men in Tights
and of course... whites cant jump!!! (:P)
oh my god, Men in Tights is so funny! Mel Brooks is a genius lol
anyway, my cheesiest line would have to be...
"To infinity...and beyond!" - Toy Story
that line totally changed Tim Allen's career...lol
anyway, my cheesiest line would have to be...
"To infinity...and beyond!" - Toy Story
that line totally changed Tim Allen's career...lol
If there's one movie full of cheesy lines that has to be 'Episode II: Attack Of The Clones'.
More particularly any dialogue line between Anankin and Padme.
Here's some of the cheesiest ones...
- Padme: You're not all-powerful, Ani.
- Anakin: Well, I should be.
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- Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.
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- Anakin: I wasn't strong enough to save you mum. I wasn't strong enough, but I promise I won't fail again.
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- Anakin: One day, I will become the greatest Jedi EVER. I will even learn how to stop people from dying.
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- Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.
[uncomfortable pause] ... if you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.
More particularly any dialogue line between Anankin and Padme.
Here's some of the cheesiest ones...
- Padme: You're not all-powerful, Ani.
- Anakin: Well, I should be.
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- Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.
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- Anakin: I wasn't strong enough to save you mum. I wasn't strong enough, but I promise I won't fail again.
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- Anakin: One day, I will become the greatest Jedi EVER. I will even learn how to stop people from dying.
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- Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.
[uncomfortable pause] ... if you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.
Yep, Dan, those are all pretty bad.