The Sad Sad Tale Of The Grasshopper and Coffee Table Leg.

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iGSM 30 December 2004 20:30 · Member since May 2003

But the furnace! What happened to the furnace!!!???

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Brimon 30 December 2004 20:37 · Member since July 2004

Never mind the fucking furnace, what about the lesbians.

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iGSM 30 December 2004 20:39 · Member since May 2003

See this is the problem with you people! You have been ignoring the furnaces for thousands of years and all you can say is 'where's the lesbians?'. I am disappointed.

I'm also quite mad! SPING!@

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Lester Burnham 30 December 2004 20:43 · Member since May 2003

The lesbian burned herself on the furnace.

There, are you happy now?

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Brimon 30 December 2004 20:53 · Member since July 2004

No. That has to be the worst lesbo story, I have ever heard.

Though nevermind, it did the trick.
Thanks Lester.

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iGSM 30 December 2004 20:54 · Member since May 2003

I've never been happy. Except for that time that I invented the continent of Weyland Yutani.

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Daburcor? 30 December 2004 20:55 · Member since January 2002

Truly touching, Fatty. That poor grasshopper...

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iGSM 30 December 2004 20:58 · Member since May 2003

...and furnace...and lesbian(s).

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Lester Burnham 30 December 2004 22:40 · Member since May 2003

One track mind, eh comrade?

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iGSM 30 December 2004 23:07 · Member since May 2003

Very much so. *thinks about lesbo furnace grasshoppers*

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Mr Mercury 31 December 2004 06:47 · Member since July 2001

Fuck me... thats a first - a story by Fatty that he's actually finished.

*stands back in amazement and salutes Fatty*

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Ian R 31 December 2004 14:24 · Member since July 2001

Q. What do you call an Irish lesbian?

A. Gaelic.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

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