We havn't had a good joke topic for ages (unless you count Mr Baer's). So I'll start off.............
Why can't Miss Piggy Count to 70?
When she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
A local Strawberry picking contest was won by a woman with no arms. Jammy twat.
If you go through the old board, nobody sees it on the new one for some reason - so can I tell my sick jokes?
Bob telling a sick joke? surely thats unheard of ;-)
go on then :-P
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because his cock was stuck in the chicken
LOL anymore? Just devised the perfect solution of keeping out the annoying newbies. Using the old board! they never come here
