How would you advertise yourself with a dating agency or some such? I've secretly sent the following to a personal ads section of our local newspaper 'The Buckland Yawn'. If the gaffer gets wind of this, I'll catch it hot, I reckon! "Not only are you green, my lad " he'd say "but you're also cabbage looking." He's right enough, I suppose:-
'Sensible fellow, small in stature but big in heart WLTM lady aged 18-50 with view to romance, marriage and children. Appearance not essential, but must have own limbs. Sense of humour needed as I do go on a bit. Likes: ale, gardening and the scent of spring blossom. Dislikes: Folk who accuse me of going through their bins. Pipesmoker preferred.'
I just made the 60 words maximum allowed! Cost me £5.00 but I reckon its a small price to pay if the right lady comes along! I'll keep you posted - just don't tell gaffer!
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well you might get lucky and find someone! best wishes!
That's nice!
And gardening,wow,I like it coz the feeling is fresh and clean air.
Good luck!
And gardening,wow,I like it coz the feeling is fresh and clean air.
Good luck!
Are you a pipesmoker, LivingOnMyOwn?
Are you a pipesmoker, LivingOnMyOwn?
nah,I dn't smoke.why?
Knowing my luck Hem, I'd get carjacked. Besides, I don't drive. I can just about ride a pony - would that do?
So how would you lot word a Personal Ad then? That was the point of this topic after all.
So how would you lot word a Personal Ad then? That was the point of this topic after all.
Knowing my luck Hem, I'd get carjacked. Besides, I don't drive. I can just about ride a pony - would that do?
So how would you lot word a Personal Ad then? That was the point of this topic after all.
well if you ride a pony just give it a good wash,and ride it buck naked and wear just a cowboy hat 3sizes to small, and you'll deffo pull some o'l chick, oh i forgot you must seranade her at the top of your voice with the opera section of "bo-rap"... lol
my AD, goodlooking, tanned, green eyes, muscular build, and i dance like ya grandad "damn i should of took those tap dancing lessons as a kid"...
*coughs 12in* wha??? i didnt say anything?!
Well I did try this once old Rabon Gumm-Features
'Well-to-do chap, wine drinker, own estate, looking for a classy bit of totty with own teeth, those of a foreign dispostion need not apply, esp. Irish. Naked photos required.'
Astonishingly I only got three replies and one was from the newspaper editor saying I was banned from appearing in his paper again.
Bloody Paddy.
'Well-to-do chap, wine drinker, own estate, looking for a classy bit of totty with own teeth, those of a foreign dispostion need not apply, esp. Irish. Naked photos required.'
Astonishingly I only got three replies and one was from the newspaper editor saying I was banned from appearing in his paper again.
Bloody Paddy.
:-) I like your very specific age specification! :-)