jokes

any one got any jokes

A neutron walks into a bar. He says to the bar keeper 'How much for a beer?'. The bar keeper looks at him and says 'For you, no charge'

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A termite walks into a bar. He says to the man behind the bar 'Bar tender?'

got two sick ones

did u hear bout that band that r perforing for the tsunami . wet wet wet

in my town they had a benifet disco and played atomic kitten .the tide is high