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is there any other fans from Australia in here?
"I'm Just A Musical Prostitute My Dear" Freddie Mercury, 1984
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My fur coat there is.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
D
I hope there aren't too many...don't want to catch the Aussie "feesh and cheeps" disease.
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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Never mind the Kiwis, here's the Aussies!

Boo etc. To Kiwis.

I'll hive sux dollars wirth of fush und chups...

Uh..hope you go to see your Black Caps get trashed by Australia (coming soon to a stadium near you)
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
B
Right here mate!!!
"Everybody knows that rock attained perfection in 1974-its a scientific fact" Homer Simpson
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Good one IGSM, all the Kiwis are good for are sheep farming!
"I'm Just A Musical Prostitute My Dear" Freddie Mercury, 1984
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Other way 'round. Sheep are good at Kiwi farming.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
N
LOL
"I'm Just A Musical Prostitute My Dear" Freddie Mercury, 1984
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Indeed. I have no doubt that the Black Caps will get trashed and since I don't really care your witty remark had no effect on me whatsoever. Ya Aussie poofter... ;-p
I'd also like to point out NOTW's appalling Australian grammar: "is there any other fans from Australia in here?" Step across the ditch darling (but be careful, water's not solid) and we can show you proper Englandish.
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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Pish-posh, wese talk with gooderer English than youse blokes and shielas. *opens a can of vipers*

Remember, there's always the offer to become Australia's 8th state...
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
N
just wait till someone tries to invade your patheitc little sheep infested island, then you weak little kiwis will come crying to us Australians, oh help us we can't defend ourselves we need a proper nation to save our arses, But i doubt we could be bothered wasting our time or military resources because the kiwiws can't defend theselves.
"I'm Just A Musical Prostitute My Dear" Freddie Mercury, 1984
I
heh, my friend recently went over to Nuz Eeland and he was disappointed he didn't see the sterotypical 9ft 2 Maori bloke walking the street, punching holes in walls and wrestling Godzilla for fun. I'd've been disappointed too. Said he had fun though. Apparently there's a bar called 'Minus 5' which he thought was great fun.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
M
baha! sheep...as if that "joke"s not funny!!! yes i am australian...not the greatest thing ever, but thats ok!! I'll acquire an english/european passport one day...then im outta here man!!
*** Cheer up emo kid! ***
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No real loss.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
D
Remember, there's always the offer to become NZ's West Island.
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.

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