I Want To Break Free parody

Hi there,

I'm currently writing a parody of I Want To Break Free and I was wondering if you can help me to finish it.

This is what I've got so far:

I want to break wind
I want to break wind
I want to break wind from my arse
It's so uncomfortable, I really need to
I want to break wind
Fuck knows
Fuck knows I want to break wind

I've done a big shit
I've done a big shit in the toilet
This time I know it really smells
Oh, I've done a big shit
Oh no
Oh no I'm gonna faint

Any suggestions on the bit before and after the guitar solo? Thanks.

Dan (brian_may_wannabe)

Um... It's strange but its true hey, i cant get over the urge to take a poo, but i've got to be sure when i walk in that door, oh how i want to break wind baby, oh how i want to break wind, oh how i want to break wind... Sorry!

whowantstoliveforever88 wrote:

Um... It's strange but its true hey, i cant get over the urge to take a poo, but i've got to be sure when i walk in that door, oh how i want to break wind baby, oh how i want to break wind, oh how i want to break wind... Sorry!

Don't be sorry, that's quite good actually.

Oh... um thanks, it was quite akward to type.

So wuld you replace the feather duster at the end with a toilet brush? LOL!

It's just an innocent parody, that's all. lol.

Any other suggestions for the rest of the song. The first couple of verses at the top of the thread and just need ideas for the rest so that I could finish it off. Any ideas?

Here goes nothing! "But will it flush down? I don't have plunger to push plunger to push plunger to push it, down the pipes, i can't push it down alone, i know, i'll call a plumber on my phone, so baby can't you see, can't wait to go pee. I want to break wind, i've got to break wind, i want i want i want i want to break wind.

whowantstoliveforever88 wrote:

Here goes nothing! "But will it flush down? I don't have plunger to push plunger to push plunger to push it, down the pipes, i can't push it down alone, i know, i'll call a plumber on my phone, so baby can't you see, can't wait to go pee. I want to break wind, i've got to break wind, i want i want i want i want to break wind.

Wow that was even more awkward

whowantstoliveforever88 wrote:

Here goes nothing! "But will it flush down? I don't have plunger to push plunger to push plunger to push it, down the pipes, i can't push it down alone, i know, i'll call a plumber on my phone, so baby can't you see, can't wait to go pee. I want to break wind, i've got to break wind, i want i want i want i want to break wind.

This is for the last bit isn't it?

Why of course!

and now long before some feckless twat comes in and comments about how disrespectful this all is? and how you lot are just as bad as

Electric6, Five and Britney (WWRY advert) all thrown into one

i'll give it about half-an-hour - then the fucking red-mist of queen-stepfordism will descend

- then they'll excommunicate you and have your details circulated to all the relevant authorities...hahaha - don't say i didn't wanr you

<B><font color=#ff7f00>Brenski</B> wrote:

and now long before some feckless twat comes in and comments about how disrespectful this all is? and how you lot are just as bad as

Electric6, Five and Britney (WWRY advert) all thrown into one

i'll give it about half-an-hour - then the fucking red-mist of queen-stepfordism will descend

- then they'll excommunicate you and have your details circulated to all the relevant authorities...hahaha - don't say i didn't wanr you

You realise it is all in fun! Not at all in bad taste. It's people like you with their panties in a bunch that take the fun out of the notice board. I admire and respect Freddie and the rest of Queen, and if you are so up tight about tasteful parodies, you are NOT much of a fan!