Oh dear dear, this is not what I intended this topic to turn into. It was intended to be humorous.
*hangs head* Sorry... :)
*hangs head* Sorry... :)
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*hangs head* Sorry... :)
The only good thing about spiders is that it's fun to kill those mofos.
Hey! Spiders are cute and cuddly!
YUCK YUCK YUCK!! I hate em!! I have never seen a clear spider before yesterday when I squished that nasty thing. I guess that is why spiders are so fast around me bc I am terrified of them. If they are in an aquarium, fine but crawling across my desk??? NO NO NO!!! I wonder what kind of spider that thing was.
About the daddy long leggers, I heard that too. Something about if their mouths were bigger or something that their bite could kill you? I'm sure Mandy can clear this up for us.
Mandy I HATE those millipedes that are in that store too. I'd love to squoosh one of those on the bottom of my shoe!! Those hissing roaches they have in there with them...I remember back in the old days when I was at good ole NKU in my Biology lab we were "forced" to hold the hissing roaches. Then my lovely professor proceeded to tell us that the roaches have lice on them!!! If you look very closely at the hissing roaches you can see tiny tiny white things moving on them!!! I wanted to strangle my professor.
About the daddy long leggers, I heard that too. Something about if their mouths were bigger or something that their bite could kill you? I'm sure Mandy can clear this up for us.
Mandy I HATE those millipedes that are in that store too. I'd love to squoosh one of those on the bottom of my shoe!! Those hissing roaches they have in there with them...I remember back in the old days when I was at good ole NKU in my Biology lab we were "forced" to hold the hissing roaches. Then my lovely professor proceeded to tell us that the roaches have lice on them!!! If you look very closely at the hissing roaches you can see tiny tiny white things moving on them!!! I wanted to strangle my professor.
millipedes...*shudder*
The only good thing about spiders is that it's fun to kill those mofos.
Hey! Spiders are cute and cuddly!
That's one thing that my girlfriend said to me, because she thinks that hairy animals have a tendency to be cute. Although she didn't actually mention them them to be cuddly. So I said how would she like to see a tarantula the size of a gizzly bear.
You guys should have seen the way how I rolled my eyes when she said that.
I ain't clicking there, Lisser.
I'm so arachnophobic that I carefully flip biology and zoology books because I've had some really bad experiences finding a big picture of a spider that scares the living shit out of me.
So what I do is carefully take a small peak at the next page because you never know what kind of close-up picture of an ugly creepy crawler you'll find next.
I'm so arachnophobic that I carefully flip biology and zoology books because I've had some really bad experiences finding a big picture of a spider that scares the living shit out of me.
So what I do is carefully take a small peak at the next page because you never know what kind of close-up picture of an ugly creepy crawler you'll find next.
I can sympathize with you on that!! I am ok with seeing pics in books or on a screen. But when it crawls across my hand, that is heart attack time!!!!
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Pfft. Spiders are so not intimidating...
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The only good thing about spiders is that it's fun to kill those mofos.
Hey! Spiders are cute and cuddly!
That's one thing that my girlfriend said to me, because she thinks that hairy animals have a tendency to be cute. Although she didn't actually mention them them to be cuddly. So I said how would she like to see a tarantula the size of a gizzly bear.
You guys should have seen the way how I rolled my eyes when she said that.
I wouldn't mind, as long as it wasn't trying to eat me. I have no problem with spiders. They are sweet and cuddly, just like Vice President Cheney.
The only good thing about spiders is that it's fun to kill those mofos.
Hey! Spiders are cute and cuddly!
That's one thing that my girlfriend said to me, because she thinks that hairy animals have a tendency to be cute. Although she didn't actually mention them them to be cuddly. So I said how would she like to see a tarantula the size of a gizzly bear.
You guys should have seen the way how I rolled my eyes when she said that.
I wouldn't mind, as long as it wasn't trying to eat me. I have no problem with spiders. They are sweet and cuddly, just like Vice President Cheney.
GAAAAAAH not him again! :)
Daddy-longlegs are not technically spiders, actually. Spiders have two body sections, daddies have one. But it's true that they are very poisonous - their mouths are too small too bite a human, plus they're about the least aggressive things alive.
Widows and recs, on the other hand, are mean little things. I read about one incident of a black widow that had been living in a toilet bowl biting a guy on his...
THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT FOR THE SAFETY AND EMOTIONAL HEALTH OF THE GUYS ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, MANDY SHOULD NOT COMPLETE THAT SENTENCE.
But they'll still only usually bite if you annoy them.
The most aggressive spiders are the labyrinth spiders that live in my basement. Those things need to be sedated. They're not poisonous, but their bites itch like hell.
I thought the, mug Canada was funny. Not that I've got anything against Canada.
My own idea would be to impose a tax on people who wear tracksuits.
I liked the Mug Canada one too!
HMMM that sounds like an idea!!! Speaking of those nasty eight legged boogers that I hate and you adore....one ran across my hand today while I was typing a letter at work today!!!! I smashed it with a tissue. It was almost clear so I barely saw it scurry!! YUCK!!! It was fast as lightening too. I hate spiders!!! Have you been up to that bug store in what used to be Forest Fair Mall Mandy? You'd be in heaven there. BLEH!!!
I don't sign personal correspondence letters like that no...but I do have to sign work related letters and documents this way for legal purposes and bc I pay a hell of a lot of money to keep my licenses in two states!!!!!
I still hate spiders though!!
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You and Ron Weasley would get along great
I can see the resemblance between Dick Cheney and a spider.
- They're creepy looking and inspire a lot of fear
- They come across as cold blooded creatures
- They're ugly
- Most people hate them
- They're predators who take advantage of anything (or anyone) to satisfy their own needs.
- They hate their own kind (Black widows kill their mates, and Cheney hates his own daughter because she's a lesbian).
One difference...
Spiders are hairy, Cheney is not (at least not from where I see him).
- They're creepy looking and inspire a lot of fear
- They come across as cold blooded creatures
- They're ugly
- Most people hate them
- They're predators who take advantage of anything (or anyone) to satisfy their own needs.
- They hate their own kind (Black widows kill their mates, and Cheney hates his own daughter because she's a lesbian).
One difference...
Spiders are hairy, Cheney is not (at least not from where I see him).
I though the Brazilian Wandering Spider is the most agressive and poisonous on Earth (that we obviously know of)? Or has my view of spiders been destroyed by that guy with the beard...Santa?