I am Queenzones new moderator

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-fatty- 2850 20 March 2005 15:06 · Member since July 2001

Yes folks, I have decided to appoint myself moderator of Queenzone. I will now set about deleting some of the shite that has been left to gather and making this place beautiful again.
Unfortunately I have neither the permission of Richard or the actual ability to delete messages so I shall be using tippex on my monitor screen to obscure anything I find obscene, rasict, sexist, homophobic etc etc etc...
Of course this means that absoloutley no bugger from Queenzone apart from my good self will benefit from the removal of the fuckwits from this board but you are more than welcome to travel to Scotland and view Queenzone from my computer. There will of course be a small charge which will go towards buying me a new monitor as my old one is covered in Tippex.

fatty.

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inu-liger 20 March 2005 15:13 · Member since July 2001

LOL!!

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Eddie Van-Halen 20 March 2005 15:16 · Member since October 2004

LOL! That was actually quite funny :D

BTW; I didn't know you were Scottish? I am part-scottish myself :P

I'm sure you'd make a great Moderator :P

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-fatty- 2850 20 March 2005 15:18 · Member since July 2001

LOLs are no longer permitted on Queenzone. You are now banned for life.

Okay Dark, so that was a little extreme but I have to assert my authority on this place.

fatty.

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-fatty- 2850 20 March 2005 15:20 · Member since July 2001

Very well Mr Van-Halen, I shall only ban the part of you that isn't Scottish. The rest of you can stay but just watch your step.

fatty.

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Eddie Van-Halen 20 March 2005 15:21 · Member since October 2004

How about if we say the full term 'Laugh Out Loud' ;) ?

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-fatty- 2850 20 March 2005 15:23 · Member since July 2001

Questioning my authority is also a banning offence. I am left with no alternative but to ban the Scottish part of you as well.
Please try not to steal anything on the way out.

fatty.

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Eddie Van-Halen 20 March 2005 15:25 · Member since October 2004

Permission to beg, sir?

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Lester Burnham 20 March 2005 15:26 · Member since May 2003

I will now bow before our new moderator and ask how he prefers his ass to be kissed.

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-fatty- 2850 20 March 2005 15:28 · Member since July 2001

Soft and gentle with slight nibbling of the left cheek.

You just bought yourself another day Lester.

fatty.

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Secret Service 20 March 2005 15:28 · Member since July 2001

0_0

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Secret Service 20 March 2005 15:30 · Member since July 2001

Good lord

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-fatty- 2850 20 March 2005 15:32 · Member since July 2001

I prefer Mr Fatty but Good Lord is acceptable.

fatty.

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Eddie Van-Halen 20 March 2005 15:37 · Member since October 2004

* assumes the ass-kissing position *

Permission to come aboard the brown-nosing team, sir?

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The Fairy King 20 March 2005 15:38 · Member since July 2001

Fatty...seriously...u suck :p

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