Just got back from a few days in sunny Stevenage and thought I'd ask a question of you dear Queenzoners.
Why when I'm away and eat all manner of dodgy food and various drinks in copious amounts I can't do a number 2. Yet as soon as I'm back home the old throne is visited within a couple of minutes?
Am I alone or is your own toilet your best friend?
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A man's WC is his kingdom, Archie, you old spiv.
But believe me; if you're far from home and legging it from the filth or Big Dave, your bowels will be squirting with every precious yard covered. A bush or rabbit hole will suffice when Nature calls in those circumstances.
There's no greater enema than Big Dave.
But believe me; if you're far from home and legging it from the filth or Big Dave, your bowels will be squirting with every precious yard covered. A bush or rabbit hole will suffice when Nature calls in those circumstances.
There's no greater enema than Big Dave.
Just got back from a few days in sunny Stevenage and thought I'd ask a question of you dear Queenzoners.
Why when I'm away and eat all manner of dodgy food and various drinks in copious amounts I can't do a number 2. Yet as soon as I'm back home the old throne is visited within a couple of minutes?
Am I alone or is your own toilet your best friend?
I can pretty much shit anywhere, but I do know what you mean.
Yep, know what you mean Sir Archie - just had that experience myself being at my mother-in-laws over the Easter break - and my husband too!
My goodness...
Well the school toilets scare me, so no...My goodness though!
Just got back from a few days in sunny Stevenage and thought I'd ask a question of you dear Queenzoners.
Why when I'm away and eat all manner of dodgy food and various drinks in copious amounts I can't do a number 2. Yet as soon as I'm back home the old throne is visited within a couple of minutes?
Am I alone or is your own toilet your best friend?
You're not alone. Trust me.
I even very rarely go to the washroom at school, even though I am usually in school for 6 and a half hours most days of the week!
Hmmm...I think one's own toilet is one's best friend. Somehow, any other just isn't quite right. So no, you're not alone.
i love the toilet and the kitchen. i'd love to have them both by my side. although...
(don't mind me!)
(don't mind me!)
i pray to the god of porcelain...