drink milk

DRINK MILK its good for you
all that drink milk will be saved from SATAN

But what if you're lactose intolerant?

Gunpowder Gelatine wrote:

But what if you're lactose intolerant?

Uh-oh. That must make you a sinner, then. ;-)

if your lactos intolerant yo are unworthy of heaven and deserv to die

Is your surname Head?

First name Richard?

John S Stuart wrote:

Is your surname Head?

First name Richard?

That isn't by any chance a reference to me, is it?

Just curious...

Gunpowder Gelatine wrote:

But what if you're lactose intolerant?

There's always soy milk, which I like.

Actually, it scars your intestines overtime.

Pfft, lactose intolerance. Lazy digestion, more like it! Back in my day we used to punch the cow to death and eat it there. None of this milking stuff, no, no!

And no Richard, it isn't in reference to you. I believe it goes on the premise that the persons name would be Richard Head or Dick Head if using the bastardised version of Richard.

iGSM wrote:

Pfft, lactose intolerance. Lazy digestion, more like it! Back in my day we used to punch the cow to death and eat it there. None of this milking stuff, no, no!

And no Richard, it isn't in reference to you. I believe it goes on the premise that the persons name would be Richard Head or Dick Head if using the bastardised version of Richard.

Ah, fuck! I forgot the "dick" version of my first name.

And that's what a couple of people in my classroom used to call me sometimes too! I should've known!


How did that come about, that bastardized version?

geeksandgeeks wrote:

Actually, it scars your intestines overtime.

Is that what soy milk does?

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&lt;font color=&quot;lime&quot;&gt;KillerQueen840 wrote:

Gunpowder Gelatine wrote:

But what if you're lactose intolerant?

Uh-oh. That must make you a sinner, then. ;-)

Then you should burn me to death! I'm such a HUGE sinner. :D

YEA!!! I AM GOING TO HEAVEN.. I drink about a gallon of milk every 2 days... sometimes 3 days... I LOVE milk, but I do not buy into that claim it does a body good.. or that crazy commercial where the kid is saying &quot;go ahead and reject me now, because I am drinking milk and one day (Now he is this huge football player) you will throw yourself at me and I will just use you for the moment and toss you aside like the tramp you really are..

Ok... maybe THAT didn't air.. but it should have.

you milk drinkers...
argh!
i'd chose a cup of tea anytime!!!
Who wants to join the no coffee/no milk association? Free membership until I say so. :P