Caption time again!

I really love posting funny pics to get captions from you guys. So if you can come up with something clever for these be my guest...


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JOHN:
"Look at that cutie in the first row! I would like to take her home, marry her and have half a dozen kids with her." :)

"So what are these silly paddle things we're holding for anyhow...OHHH...so THAT"S what they're for"!

Here's a rare photo of when Queen was asked to be spokesmen for The Merry Roller paper towel dispenser. However, the project was a dismal failure. It turns out only John Deacon was keen to the idea.

"What the hell is this in my hands"

Man on the far left. "Ok guys...I'm the Doctor here..you all stick out your tongues and say AH".

Roger "It's my NEW drumstick"

Freddie "It's my New mic/prop"

Brian "It's a guitar bow...like Jimmi Page's!"

John "UH...bloody hell"

Brian to man on left (Miacahel Aspel)

We told Roger to take that thing out of his hair or he might blind you.

Roger-What the hell is it?
Freddie-guess this is the ticket to win the crown in the future...I'm sure I've won it.
Brian-What? btw, whose outfit style do you think is the coolest? what about mine? ( to the man on the left)
John-mmm, everybody smile along with me!

Roger: "...what? Oh. Where am I?"

Freddie: "Are you actually taking a picture? How dare you!"

Brian: "You expect me to be impressed by this thing??"

John: "Can I stop smiling now? My jaw is starting to ache..."

John, "these retro-cell phones are amazing!!!!"