The solution

With chocolate...or...?

No I can't, but since I'm not in the habit of walking under 15 metric tons of chocolate, I don't think I'm in any danger at this point.

;-)

Janet wrote:

Sorry to report..if death by chocolate really worked..I'd have been 6 feet under long ago.

;-)

fuckers should be done under the TRADE DESCRIPTIONS ACT - this is nothing short of retail deception ;-)

lol! :-)

Janet wrote:

lol! :-)

trouble now is that even tho' us fellas know we're being ripped off....if we feed a woman more than one slice of Death By Chocolate is that attempted murder?

is there a fucking sliding scale of offence/tarrifs?

1 slice = Actual bodily harm = Fine and suspended sentence
2 slices = GBH = 18 months imprisonment
3 slices = assisted suicide = 10 years
4 slices = attempted murder = 20 years = utter bloody peace and quiet ;-)

Hey..if feeding me death by chocolate is attempted murder--go ahead and KILL ME!

:-D

Janet wrote:

Hey..if feeding me death by chocolate is attempted murder--go ahead and KILL ME!

:-D

you're asking for trouble Mrs! - and anyhow - that's technically suicide when you demand it

Never thought of it THAT way...

;-)

and how about this lot...all real - but ALL failed desserts

Triple-Bypass Fudge Clot
Buckets n' Buckets of Pudding
Chocolate Melanoma
Fried-Pie-On-A-Stick
Gettin' Run Over by a Bus Full of Strawberry Shortcake
Sexual Harrassment by Chocolate
Drunken Daddy's Kirsch-Injected Cherry Crepe
Help, Help, This Chocolate Dessert Has Broken Both My Legs
Mausoleum of Marzipan
Baked Vermont

Some of those sound a bit scary! Yikes!

lol!

Janet wrote:

Some of those sound a bit scary! Yikes!

lol!

Sexual Harrassment by Chocolate?

is this being touched up and leered at by a snickers bar?

Janet wrote:

Some of those sound a bit scary! Yikes!
lol!

Sexual Harrassment by Chocolate?
is this being touched up and leered at by a snickers bar?


Mausoleum of Marzipan
sounds dead nice

auch