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Okay,

Where were you at 1:13 a. m. this morning?
If in front of a t. v. using Comcast cable on at least Cape Cod, eastern standard time...

Okay, for the quiz in a sort of riddle.

What happens when you email a secret service agent and say, 666 is really 616

and tell 'em this:


[19:07] * Now talking in #/join
[19:07] * Topic is '#âÅè'
[19:07] * Set by [[J-U-N-E21]] on Sat Dec 14 02:55:46
[19:07] * ChanServ sets mode:


You get 666 and 616, the odd number is 5

5 is a derivative of the 2 seperate 3 digit numbers and therefore. 1 set of 1 and another set of 1 based on numbers of 3


thank you mrs. reporter via phone who said "yes that was mrs. morris on t. v." (refering to the recent dinner when president bush got "roasted" by his wife.)

btw, at 1:13 a.m. the emergency broadast system came on...

William K. Mahler, Owner
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mrWKMahler wrote:
Okay,

Where were you at 1:13 a. m. this morning?
If in front of a t. v. using Comcast cable on at least Cape Cod, eastern standard time...

Okay, for the quiz in a sort of riddle.

What happens when you email a secret service agent and say, 666 is really 616

and tell 'em this:


[19:07] * Now talking in #/join
[19:07] * Topic is '#âÅè'
[19:07] * Set by [[J-U-N-E21]] on Sat Dec 14 02:55:46
[19:07] * ChanServ sets mode:


You get 666 and 616, the odd number is 5

5 is a derivative of the 2 seperate 3 digit numbers and therefore. 1 set of 1 and another set of 1 based on numbers of 3


thank you mrs. reporter via phone who said "yes that was mrs. morris on t. v." (refering to the recent dinner when president bush got "roasted" by his wife.)

btw, at 1:13 a.m. the emergency broadast system came on...

William K. Mahler, Owner
http://www.worldmediahost.com
Webmaster, http://www.janetmorris.net
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I don't get it.
Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn't play poker.
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Me either.
God wants you to send me some money. "Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
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1st, spend 10 years in a mental nut house
then 90% makes sence
2nd get complety wasted, then it will make sence
MY GOD spell it write.
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You guys don't get it...

What he's trying to say is that if you dial 911 at 1:47 a.m. on full moon night of a month that ends in "ember", that will automatically activate ballistic missiles with nuclear war heads that were sold by the French to Al-Qaeda and will be aimed directly towards every single major city in the United States. Now if this happens you must immediatly not panic because by dialing 1-800-WKMAHLER, and this will immediatly contact the CIA to send a counter strike attack against the Russians, the Germans, the French, the Middle East, the North Koreans, and basically every single nation that hates us, which is basically THE ENTIRE WORLD!!

Then Mr Mahler would come out of his underground home wearing an anti-radiation suit to declare himself the leader of the NEW WORLD ORDER!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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Haha...very clever.
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Mr.Jingles79 wrote:
You guys don't get it...

What he's trying to say is that if you dial 911 at 1:47 a.m. on full moon night of a month that ends in "ember", that will automatically activate ballistic missiles with nuclear war heads that were sold by the French to Al-Qaeda and will be aimed directly towards every single major city in the United States. Now if this happens you must immediatly not panic because by dialing 1-800-WKMAHLER, and this will immediatly contact the CIA to send a counter strike attack against the Russians, the Germans, the French, the Middle East, the North Koreans, and basically every single nation that hates us, which is basically THE ENTIRE WORLD!!

Then Mr Mahler would come out of his underground home wearing an anti-radiation suit to declare himself the leader of the NEW WORLD ORDER!


32-4 The number you dialed is invalid or blocked from your area...
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huh?............
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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My daddies people, they live down in Fork.
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PieterMC wrote:
My daddies people, they live down in Fork.


*LMAO* You will confuse more people than Mahler with that!
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I got excited there for a moment and thought you meant that he would leave the country. Then I read it again.
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Leave Mahler alone, he is cool. Geeez some people on here are realllllll nasty.
Don't call me gigolo, don't call me Casanova Just call me on the phone and baby come on over!
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My definition of cool - Def Leppard, babes, football etc.

Leave Mahler alone, just because you don't get what he says doesn't give you reason to be nasty to him.
Don't call me gigolo, don't call me Casanova Just call me on the phone and baby come on over!
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Def Leppard hasn't been cool since 1988.

...as for Mahler, he's just a fuckin' lunatic.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]

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