Ok...how about...Jessie Alba...wearing her black leather cowboy chaps and silver studded bra, twirling her lasso in her erotic dance, she moves, she writhes, then all of a sudden!
OH NO! OMG! She shrieks. "My bra strap broke! Oh christ...someone get me a towel or something."
Mr. Jingles79 in audience, the gentleman that he is steps forth to the maiden in distress and offers her the shirt off his back, and gallantly covers her up! Nothing sexier than a gal in a guy's shirt anyhow!
Jessie Alba falls for Mr. Jingles79 gallantry and they become the Hottest couple in Hollywood! :)
Oh God Arlene, the last I'd ever want to do is become a Hollywood celebrity, but if that's what it takes to have a hottie like Jessica Alba, then they'll be seeing me around Sunset Blvd.