Hey guys!! Haven't done this for awhile and I found this pic of John and Sting. I couldn't resist. Captions anyone?
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=4798
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Posts in chronological order
John "Hey, I want everyone to say I can perform sex non stop for 24 hours, just like you!"
Sting: So just exactly who are you?
John: "Hey, when you retire, will you change your name to 'Stung'?
How Sting got the inspiration for
'Don't Stand So Close To Me'
'Don't Stand So Close To Me'
-or-
A very drunk John: Ya know Sting(hic)If I weren't straight I'd let you try that tantric(hic)sex
thingy on me.
Sting looking at his watch: Riiight John. Oh
would you look at that. I'm running late.
Got to go. The wife is expecting me.
A very drunk John: Ya know Sting(hic)If I weren't straight I'd let you try that tantric(hic)sex
thingy on me.
Sting looking at his watch: Riiight John. Oh
would you look at that. I'm running late.
Got to go. The wife is expecting me.
John:"You like my new hairdo?"
Sting: "Why do you have a birdnest for hair?"
or
John: "I don't think I can finish my drink"
Sting:"Don't look at me,ask Roger to finish it for you!'
Sting: "Why do you have a birdnest for hair?"
or
John: "I don't think I can finish my drink"
Sting:"Don't look at me,ask Roger to finish it for you!'
John: We will now convene the first world hunger summit of bass players...
Sting: Did you turn on the red light?
Sting: Did you turn on the red light?
Sting: Don't touch me!
These are great! I especially like the ones
"when you retire will you change your name to 'Stung'"
and
"How Sting got the inspiration for 'Don't Stand so Close to me'"
"when you retire will you change your name to 'Stung'"
and
"How Sting got the inspiration for 'Don't Stand so Close to me'"
John: "Now look at that -splendid- use of contrast in the colours, and the fine precision with which the artist expresses emotion using the brush strokes (...)"
Sting: <thinks> must...survive...must..get to..exit!
LOL!!! Good One!!!
John: "Hey... Stinng, look at that camera!"
Sting: "Eh... Security.. Who is this guy?"
Sting: "Eh... Security.. Who is this guy?"
John and Sting pic:
STING: Stop looking at my plunging neckline here !
Roger and John pic:
ROGER: I like to pretend that I'm a big bad boy, and I totally believe I'm the most mature member of the group
JOHN: Um... yeah, right.
STING: Stop looking at my plunging neckline here !
Roger and John pic:
ROGER: I like to pretend that I'm a big bad boy, and I totally believe I'm the most mature member of the group
JOHN: Um... yeah, right.
http://www.queenzone.com/queenzone/mp3.aspx?Q=10580
hehe thought i would add
Roger lets loose his true feelings on Johns new hair do.