A lady walks into a chemist shop and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "For heaven’s sake, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my licence, we’ll both end up in gaol and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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OLD MAN ON A BENCH
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked
up to the bench & sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,
blue, & yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old
timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once &
had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked
up to the bench & sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,
blue, & yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old
timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once &
had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son
LOl...BOTH are Great!
haha! sooo funny it made me choke on my soda. very good. Encore!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
Whoo, thanks. I needed that.
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
Whoo, thanks. I needed that.