Genuine Famous Last Words

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brENsKi 07 May 2005 16:20 · Member since June 2003

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde

Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.
~~ Ludwig van Beethoven

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart

Goodnight my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.
~~ Noel Coward

I've never felt better.
~~ Douglas Fairbanks, Sr

Does nobody understand?
~~ James Joyce

Get my swan costume ready.
~~ Anna Pavlova

Sister, you're trying to keep me alive as an old curiosity, but I'm done, I'm finished, I'm going to die. (Spoken to his nurse.)
~~ George Bernard Shaw

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary

I don't believe that people should take their own lives without deep and thoughtful reflection over a considerable period of time. (Suicide note.)
~~ Wendy O. Williams, punk rock performer

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel. (Executed in electric chair in New York.)
~~ George Appel

Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way. (Executed by firing squad.)
~~ Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, d. November 24, 1922

How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries. (Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.)
~~ James French, d. 1966

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Mr.Jingles 07 May 2005 18:04 · Member since January 2002

- Blaaaaaaaaaaarrrrghh!!

Jimi Hendrix

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John S Stuart 07 May 2005 19:17 · Member since July 2001

I told you there was something seriously wrong with me.
Spike Milligan.

I'm looking for a loophole.
WC Fields (reading the Bible)

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Forever88 07 May 2005 20:15 · Member since May 2005

never mind.

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Penetration_Guru 07 May 2005 21:02 · Member since July 2001

Oh shit

-Cozy Powell

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_amadeus_ 07 May 2005 21:07 · Member since April 2005

Brenski wrote:
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde

Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.
~~ Ludwig van Beethoven

Oscar Wilde had an affair with his son O_o

I knew the Beethoven one :D
My username, Amadeus, is Mozart's middle name, so I know a lot about classical music :D

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dragonzflame 07 May 2005 23:52 · Member since July 2002

Here's one:
"I am leaving Queenzone, never to return"

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Megamike The GREAT 08 May 2005 02:30 · Member since December 2001

dragonzflame wrote:
Here's one:
"I am leaving Queenzone, never to return"

Hey, that was ME! :)

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iGSM 08 May 2005 02:57 · Member since May 2003

'I'm John Lennon' - John Lennon..

..apparently. I know it said Genuine but you know how it goes..que sera, sera?

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Banquo 08 May 2005 07:01 · Member since July 2001

'Watch that tree' - Marc Bolan
'Where's the bloody trigger' - Kurt Cobain
'Think I'll just go for a swim' - Brian Jones
'Watch that twat he'll have some fuckers eye out' - King Harold
'I love ham' - Mama Cass
'God I'm constipat......' - Elvis

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The Fairy King 08 May 2005 11:22 · Member since July 2001

Banquo wrote:

'Think I'll just go for a swim' - Brian Jones

That's wot Jeff Buckley said too. weird..

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Mr.Jingles 08 May 2005 11:53 · Member since January 2002

GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKIN' TR...!! - (SLAM!!) -

Sonny Bonno

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SergeantPepperDG 08 May 2005 12:37 · Member since July 2004

_amadeus_ wrote:
Oscar Wilde had an affair with his son O_o

I don't think so.

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Bob The Shrek 08 May 2005 13:14 · Member since July 2001

Who upset those bastards, they were singing and dancing last night - George Armstrong Custer.

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_amadeus_ 08 May 2005 16:28 · Member since April 2005

ThomasQuinn wrote:
SergeantPepperDG wrote:
_amadeus_ wrote:
Oscar Wilde had an affair with his son O_o

I don't think so.

I can tell you 100% sure that he didn't, as he hardly KNEW his son!

No, I am 100% sure he did. We may be talking about different Oscar Wildes though O_o

Im talkin' about the author who wrote The Picture Of Dorian Gray and stuff :D

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